Yikes: Trump Hit With Shock Of His Life at Catastrophic Time! - Luke Beasley

[TexasTowelie]

Luke discusses a shocking phenomenon of prominent Republicans abandoning Trump right before the election.

[wildaraf]

1. Trump the Flump

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Hi. I'm a truck driver from the UK and travel regularly to Scotland where most weeks I deliver to the Turnberry area in Scotland, famous for it's Trump golf course, which has led me to follow the US Presidential election. The locals tell me that Donald Trump is known locally as Herr Flump. Apparently local women who have had close encounters with him claim he's quite limp in the lower department, even with the help of Viagra. I hope this might be of some interest to the Harris campaign. I'm rooting for Kamala.
I can see the danger your democracy is in; we've been in a similar situation in the UK, but not fully out of the woods yet.
Best wishes to you all in Democratic America. Dilwyn.

[some_of_us_are_sane]

2. This is excellent, Like

You've allowed the MESSAGE to be center stage here and you've done it well.

(And to the commentor from Scotland, I very much appreciated the smile that thinking of 'Diaper Don' having his ...er... manhood (BWAH!!!!) shown to be as small as his mind, and every smile counts.)

[wildaraf]

3. Floppy Don

Hi. Thanks for the comment. Further to my earlier reply; my girlfriend and self had a discussion about Flump so I'll give you her thoughts on the matter. She prefers the monica 'Mr Floppy' or 'Floppy Don'. Being an avid reader and writer for fun she suggests a childrens book, for adults only, about the adventures of Mr Floppy in his search for an antidote to his floppyness; this would of course include lots of cartoon illustrations of his various predicaments. And for something a little more adult, a novel based on Floppy Don and his gang of Diaper Brains featuring their attempts to steal the secret formulas that would allow their little winkles to stand to attention while infusing their brains with logic and intelligence. Floppy Don does suspect that traitors in his group already hold these secrets so part of the plot is searching the traitors out and sucking out the formulas in Floppy's underground laboratories. But due to their utter incompetence they end up sucking their own dried up winkles into their own heads and what febrile remnants of rational they have down into the rotting sacks of their genitalia.
Apparently in a John le Carre novel the main character describes Herr Flump as 'Putins shithouse cleaner', which I think is very apt.
Wishing Kamala and all you sane people all the very best for this evenings debate. Perhaps Floppy Don will congeal into a dried up prune before everyones eyes; now that would be a result.