Kimmel: Trump Declares Total Victory in Iran, Aims to Make Big Money & JD Vance Calls the Ceasefire Fragile

[TexasTowelie]

Our long and less than necessary international nightmare has been postponed for at least two weeks after what Trump claims was a ceasefire agreement with Iran, he says that Iran agreed to open the strait even though we’ve seen no evidence of that, Hannity said that the ceasefire is going great if you ignore all the fire that won’t cease, Trump is thinking of the Strait of Hormuz as a joint venture and a way to make some money, JD Vance is now in charge of the ceasefire negotiations, a lot of Trump’s admirers in the media have been trying to assess where we stand, Pope Leo spent some time with the Harlem Globetrotters, the Republican-Led Texas Board of Education wants to add The Bible to the required reading list at public schools, former Attorney General Pam Bondi was supposed to testify in front of the House Oversight Committee next week but now they’re saying she isn’t obligated to appear because she “no longer holds that office," and when Trump said “big money will be made” on oil, he meant it!