Reformed Church of Alfredo: heresy or the one true path?

[Warren Stupidity]

The Reformed Church of Alfredo is a sect of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (But is in no way recognized or accepted by the Organization) that denies FSM's Sauceredness properties, and espouses that the True Believer in Him shall deny piracy as an evil lie promulgated by the evil Chef Boyardee in his failed attempt to usurp control of the True Church.
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Reformed_Church_of_Alfredo


What do you think?

[AlbertCat]

1. What do you think?

Alfredo was a wanker.....

too fattening....

[A HERETIC I AM]

2. What do I think?

FUCKING HERETIC!!

[NeoGreen]

6. You forgot to add..

... "I AM"

[A HERETIC I AM]

7. Indeed

[Curmudgeoness]

3. Next thing you know,

Alfredo will be pushing for sainthood, and all that it brings with it. Idolaters, I tell you!

St. Alfredo, my butt!

[trotsky]

4. Brothers and Sisters, what we need is Interfaith outreach.

Spaghetti with marinara? Fettuccine with alfredo? Surely we can agree that the great FSM manifests in many kinds of noodly appendages.

[LostOne4Ever]

5. Whoever is pushing that blasphemy needs to be keelhauled!

[Warren Stupidity]

8. I don't mean to nit-pick but

keelhauling and plank walking are two different types of religious events.

Keelhauling can be thought of as a gala event. A typical pastafarian keelhaul festival:


Whereas plank walking is a more ordinary religious service:

[BainsBane]

9. A more rotund version

Surely the great FSM accepts believers of all shapes and sizes?