The Rules

[LostOne4Ever]

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Rules? RULES? RULES?!?

We be pirates and pastafarians here. We don't need no stinkin' rules!

The hosts be the ultimate arbitrators of what is and what is not disrupting, and will apply the rules just as arbitrarily! Power will be used and abused as we please.

So mind your p's and q's mateys!

[Curmudgeoness]

1. I couldn't have said it better myself.

The only thing I would change is "We don't need any rules!" to "We don't need no stinking rules!" But then again, I enjoy using lousy grammar just to piss off the grammar Nazis.

[NeoGreen]

2. I vote...

...arrrggghhh, me mateys

[A HERETIC I AM]

3. Here's how I see the rules;

Nuff' said.

[PassingFair]

4. Raise the standard!

[Heddi]

5. Can I ban someone yet?

It's been, like, 4 days.

[LostOne4Ever]

6. Feel free :)

[Heddi]

7. But no one is harassing us.

I can't ban the good folks

[A HERETIC I AM]

8. Weirdo.

[struggle4progress]

9. I really do hate to see you suffer. Maybe this post will help!

The only acceptable pasta is big flat noodles, such as lasagna. Fettuccine is just rude, and linguini really stinks. Spaghetti -- well, whether whether it flies or simply sits on the plate, just don't go there. And angel-hair will probably spark the next world war

[mr blur]

10. #9 is grounds for banning. I mean,

Is that spaghetti with chunks of some kind of sawdust-and-squirrel's lips fake meat out of a can? WTF?

Now someone's going to tell me it's some kind of American GOURMET SPECIALITY, AREN'T YOU?

[struggle4progress]

11. It's not possible to do that with lasagna, y'know. Just sayin.

[AlbertCat]

12. OMG...I forgot about that recipe.

It's for kids, y'know..... and they'd love it!


Hey, remember Larry Craig's favorite recipe? A hot dog stuck thru a baked potato.

You can't make this shit up!

[struggle4progress]

13. Some cynics claim Larry was just rooting for the spud vote

Julie Child would have at least added wine



More complex recipes



produce rave reviews like this: ... I only ate half the hot dog because it really had no business being in there ...

[LostOne4Ever]

14. Just a reminder about the rules here:

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The hosts be the ultimate arbitrators of what is and what is not disrupting, and will apply the rules just as arbitrarily! Power will be used and abused as we please.