In these dark and troubled times, we must turn toward our Great Noodliness for guidance....
And since I am a Host of this group, and have a special channel to the devine (or "De-veined", as the case may be, depending on whether or not you are making pasta with Shrimp or some other crustacean, and if you are, I have a wonderful recipe for Scallops and Linguine that has rough chopped Roma Tomatoes and fresh Mozzarella and....oh....sorry... )
Wait....what?
I got confuserized.
ARRRRRGH!
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This group has issues with pronoun correctness. 
I also prefer a great marinara sauce with my pasta. 
Wait.....
"Pronoun Correctness"?
No worries. She'll be right! Arrrrgh!
(Obviously it is late, and my search for humor has landed me on the boxed pasta aisle, so I shall retire.)
And BTW, the words "Great" and "Marinara Sauce" are redundant.
I have seen pretty much an equal distribution of pronouns in church documents on the interwebs, so I tend to mix them up myself. IMHO, the colander does not care.
BTW, as much as I like Marina or Meat Sauces, one of our family has lupus, so no tomato products right now. 
is he or she popular? I mean....would anyone miss them? Truly?
Just sayin'...... 
and of course, more beer....Arrrrrgh, back at ya....
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