Schism Erupts In Pastafarian Church Over Acceptability Of Plastic Colanders...

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http://www.breakingburgh.com/schism-erupts-in-pastafarianism-over-the-acceptability-of-plastic-colanders/

Schism Erupts In Pastafarian Church Over Acceptability Of Plastic Colanders
The little-known religion of Pastafarianism became a little less little known this week when a Massachusetts woman won the right to have her drivers license photo taken whilst wearing a colander atop her head – an important tenet of the faith.

The extra attention has brought a simmering dispute within the Church to the fore, namely what types of colander constitute acceptable religious attire. Progressives argue that any recognizable colander is acceptable, be it made of metal, plastic, or even collapsible silicone. The orthodox wing has a simple response to any pasta straining device that isn’t a dual-handled wide-holed metal colander.

[Warren Stupidity]

1. Who the fuck uses a plastic colander?

It is an abomination. On the other hand I am all in favor of abominations. Whatever drains your noodle.

[gelatinous cube]

2. Freedom to dress...

"I'd Really Rather You Didn't Judge People For The Way They Look, Or How They Dress..."

All hail the plastic/metal/silicone/etc colanders!

[NeoGreen]

3. Bingo!

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4. It would seem that the...

Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster Diplomatic and Ecclesiastic delegates representing Felidae have taken a stand (so to speak) with this issue.




I heard much Purring in praise for his noodly wisdom of the "I'd Really Rather You Didn't..."