ARGGHHH IT BE INTERNATIONAL TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY!!!

[LostOne4Ever]

[font style="font-family:'Georgia','Baskerville Old Face','Helvetica',fantasy;" size=4 color=teal]Most Holy of holy days before his noodliness the flying spaghetti monster.

But nay...it be not JUST talk like a pirate day but

[font style="font-family:'Papyrus','Baskerville Old Face','Helvetica',fantasy;" size=6 color=crimson]TALK LIKE A PIRATE WEEKEND!!![/font]

So Batten Down the Mizzenmast,pull up a chair and a peg leg yee scurrvy dogs and lets open up a new cask of rum! We buccaneers be have'n a shindig ALL WEEKEND LONG!!!
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[Warren Stupidity]

1. Aye

[edgineered]

2. Aargh, tonight to relive part of a ceremony -

clad in inside-out harness, an S in grease pencil on his back, and a plate of raw oysters over green spaghetti on the floor, my slimy wog of a dog will soon learn if King Neptune accepts him, or if he is flailed with a shillelagh and cast into the depths for Davey Jones.

[flying rabbit]

3. Hardcore! nt

[edgineered]

4. I've been told that the Navy doesn't allow this ceremony anymore.

Fewer and fewer believe it when I tell the story.

https://www.veteransunited.com/network/the-navys-line-crossing-ceremony-revealed/

[Yorktown]

5. Dave Barry is a rightful Pastafarian saint

I had a computer file with a ton of his syndicated columns.

And one fateful day, that file crashed into the abyss of death of lost bytes.

I was so griefstricken I didn't have pasta or rum for one full week.