So, if there are only 8 known "I'd Really Rather You Didn'ts" ...

[NeoGreen]

... and 2 reportedly "lost" "I'd Really Rather You Didn'ts".

I'd be curious to know what you think would have been revealed in the 2 "I'd Really Rather You Didn'ts" that were apparently lost.

Or, if you would rather, let us know what you would like to have been revealed in place of the 2 "I'd Really Rather You Didn'ts" that were reportedly lost.

Some curious vermin want to know.

The Eight "I'd Really Rather You Didn'ts":

1) "I'd Really Rather You Didn't Act Like A Sanctimonious, Holier-Than-Thou Ass When Describing My Noodly Goodness."

2) "I'd Really Rather You Didn't Use My Existence As A Means To Oppress, Subjugate, Punish, Eviscerate, And/Or, You Know, Be Mean To Others."

3) "I'd Really Rather You Didn't Judge People For The Way They Look, Or How They Dress, Or The Way They Talk, Or, Well, Just Play Nice, Okay?"

4)"I'd Really Rather You Didn't Indulge In Conduct That Offends Yourself, Or Your Willing, Consenting Partner Of Legal Age AND Mental Maturity."

5) "I'd Really Rather You Didn't Challenge The Bigoted, Misogynist, Hateful Ideas Of Others On An Empty Stomach."

6) "I'd Really Rather You Didn't Build Multimillion-Dollar Churches/ Temples/Mosques/Shrines To My Noodly Goodness When The Money Could Be Better Spent (take your pick)
•Ending Poverty,
•Curing Diseases,
•Living In Peace, Loving With Passion, And Lowering The Cost Of Cable.

7) "I'd Really Rather You Didn't Go Around Telling People I Talk To You."

8) "I'd Really Rather You Didn't Do Unto Others As You Would Have Them Do Unto You If You Are Into, Um, Stuff That Uses A Lot Of Leather/Lubricant/Las Vegas. If the other person is into it, however (Pursuant To #4), then have at it."

[NeoGreen]

1. Ok...(chuckle)...I guess I will start...

9) "I'd Really Rather You Didn't... go out and dig up the lost "I'd Really Rather You Didn'ts"

10)"I'd Really Rather You Didn't try to ignore "I'd Really Rather You Didn't #9"

[A HERETIC I AM]

2. #5 needs to be a bumper sticker. n/t

[NeoGreen]

4. I agree...Hey!...any of our fellow vermin around here willing to create and ...

...post an example bumper sticker using the text from #5?

[A HERETIC I AM]

3. "I'd really rather you didn't.....

act like the last bits in the meatball mixing bowl that never made it into a meatball, yet still think you're special."



Too....esoteric?

[BainsBane]

5. I'd rather you didn't

go gluten-free.