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What is the Church of the FSM views on Pizza? (Original Post) edhopper Jun 2015 OP
is it Pastafarian kosher? AlbertCat Jun 2015 #1
In some practices pizza is transformed into Warren Stupidity Jun 2015 #2
Pizza is not a food of the Gods BainsBane Jun 2015 #3
Maybe I'm a heretic edhopper Jun 2015 #4
If anyone tries to tell me that I can't eat pizza, Curmudgeoness Jun 2015 #5
Grains, sauce, cheese. trotsky Jun 2015 #6
Pizza is the image of FSM Road Kill PeoViejo Jul 2015 #7
And i see it edhopper Jul 2015 #8
An alternative view PeoViejo Jul 2015 #9
The body of the FSM edhopper Jul 2015 #10
 

Warren Stupidity

(48,181 posts)
2. In some practices pizza is transformed into
Fri Jun 26, 2015, 08:47 AM
Jun 2015

the body of the FSM as it enters the mouth. I personally think that is total bullshit, which of course means that it is completely acceptable.

BainsBane

(54,786 posts)
3. Pizza is not a food of the Gods
Fri Jun 26, 2015, 10:00 AM
Jun 2015

Last edited Fri Jun 26, 2015, 12:21 PM - Edit history (1)

but it can serve well enough for a football game or movie night.

edhopper

(34,813 posts)
4. Maybe I'm a heretic
Fri Jun 26, 2015, 10:04 AM
Jun 2015

or maybe because I live in the Pizza Mecca of New York, but I have had pizza that is as sublime and brought me an epiphany as much as a glorious plate of pasta.

Burn me if you will.

Curmudgeoness

(18,219 posts)
5. If anyone tries to tell me that I can't eat pizza,
Fri Jun 26, 2015, 10:52 AM
Jun 2015

I'm outta here. I don't care if I will go to hell, or whatever afterlife the FSM has set aside for the unrepentant.

BTW, what does happen to Pastafarians when they die? And if you say "you rot", I'm kicking someone in the nether regions.

edhopper

(34,813 posts)
8. And i see it
Fri Jul 10, 2015, 11:08 AM
Jul 2015

as the FSM through an alternative dimensional filter. How can something so good be bad.

I'll leave the joy shaming to the Xians.

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