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Pastafarians

edhopper

(34,726 posts) Fri Jun 26, 2015, 08:22 AM Jun 2015

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What is the Church of the FSM views on Pizza?

is it Pastafarian kosher?

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What is the Church of the FSM views on Pizza? (Original Post) edhopper Jun 2015 OP

is it Pastafarian kosher? AlbertCat Jun 2015 #1

In some practices pizza is transformed into Warren Stupidity Jun 2015 #2

Pizza is not a food of the Gods BainsBane Jun 2015 #3

Maybe I'm a heretic edhopper Jun 2015 #4

If anyone tries to tell me that I can't eat pizza, Curmudgeoness Jun 2015 #5

Grains, sauce, cheese. trotsky Jun 2015 #6

Pizza is the image of FSM Road Kill PeoViejo Jul 2015 #7

And i see it edhopper Jul 2015 #8

An alternative view PeoViejo Jul 2015 #9

The body of the FSM edhopper Jul 2015 #10

AlbertCat

(17,505 posts)

1. is it Pastafarian kosher?

Reply to edhopper (Original post)

Fri Jun 26, 2015, 08:25 AM

Jun 2015

I think so..... if the sauce is good.....

Warren Stupidity

(48,181 posts)

2. In some practices pizza is transformed into

Reply to edhopper (Original post)

Fri Jun 26, 2015, 08:47 AM

Jun 2015

the body of the FSM as it enters the mouth. I personally think that is total bullshit, which of course means that it is completely acceptable.

BainsBane

(54,728 posts)

3. Pizza is not a food of the Gods

Reply to edhopper (Original post)

Fri Jun 26, 2015, 10:00 AM

Jun 2015

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but it can serve well enough for a football game or movie night.

edhopper

(34,726 posts)

4. Maybe I'm a heretic

Reply to BainsBane (Reply #3)

Fri Jun 26, 2015, 10:04 AM

Jun 2015

or maybe because I live in the Pizza Mecca of New York, but I have had pizza that is as sublime and brought me an epiphany as much as a glorious plate of pasta.

Burn me if you will.

Curmudgeoness

(18,219 posts)

5. If anyone tries to tell me that I can't eat pizza,

Reply to edhopper (Original post)

Fri Jun 26, 2015, 10:52 AM

Jun 2015

I'm outta here. I don't care if I will go to hell, or whatever afterlife the FSM has set aside for the unrepentant.

BTW, what does happen to Pastafarians when they die? And if you say "you rot", I'm kicking someone in the nether regions.

trotsky

(49,533 posts)

6. Grains, sauce, cheese.

Reply to edhopper (Original post)

Fri Jun 26, 2015, 12:09 PM

Jun 2015

There can be nothing wrong with just mixing things up a bit!

PeoViejo

(2,178 posts)

7. Pizza is the image of FSM Road Kill

Reply to edhopper (Original post)

Fri Jul 10, 2015, 10:46 AM

Jul 2015

Eat it at your peril.

edhopper

(34,726 posts)

8. And i see it

Reply to PeoViejo (Reply #7)

Fri Jul 10, 2015, 11:08 AM

Jul 2015

as the FSM through an alternative dimensional filter. How can something so good be bad.

I'll leave the joy shaming to the Xians.

PeoViejo

(2,178 posts)

9. An alternative view

Reply to edhopper (Reply #8)

Fri Jul 10, 2015, 12:55 PM

Jul 2015

might regard Pizza as a form of Communion.

edhopper

(34,726 posts)

10. The body of the FSM

Reply to PeoViejo (Reply #9)

Fri Jul 10, 2015, 12:57 PM

Jul 2015

is with me.

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