A new marijuana study confirms Everyone Knows You're High

[NightWatcher]

[HassleCat]

1. It's difficult to cover up.

Ordering four Big Macs is a dead giveaway.

[NightWatcher]

5. Especially when you're in the drive up bank teller line.

[Callmecrazy]

9. You did that, too?

[brush]

2. Wait a minute. On the video it says "Subscribe to the Onion" right on the screen

[Doreen]

3. OK, I can honestly say he is lying.

He said EVERYBODY who uses marijuana can be smelled. I have used cannabis and I NEVER smelled like it and the reason is I DID NOT SMOKE IT. Most of the time when I used it I DID NOT GET HIGH as I only took enough to help with pain and I did not have to take enough to get high to get rid of the pain. EVERY SINGLE person who uses cannabis does not start laughing or acting goofy a lot of people ( me included ) just chill out and relax. My thinking was always just fine in fact my excruciating pain was no longer interfering with my thought process so I could think and do what needed to be done. This is just an anti-cannabis movement. I am not saying cannabis is perfect or a miracle drug because it isn't but it has more benefits to it than most chemical pumped pharmaceutical drugs do. America itself has not done a lot of studies but other countries have done a ton long time ago and proved the benefits but our country can sometimes be so stuck on itself that it will not accept the findings that other countries have made even the ones who have more advanced medicine.

[NightWatcher]

6. It's just a comedy piece from the onion

I am the most pro-cannabis person you'll meet. I've been on daily use for several nasty conditions and meds.

My state is just now starting to shift towards the medicinal market.

I just thought I'd try to bring levity to the forum.

[tazkcmo]

4. The key is

Never look like you aren't.


On Edit and after actually watching: That's funny! "Everyone knows you're high." lol

Co-workers would tell me they work better when they're stoned. I would say,"First, if you're high, you're in no position to judge your work and second...no you don't." Loves me some Onion.

[Buckeye_Democrat]

7. I've had people assume that I was high after I visited an eye doctor...

and my pupils were dilated.

[NightWatcher]

8. Sure, Hippie. I get accused of being high too, and I'm like

Sit down or I'll take this bus back to school and make you kids walk home.

[CanSocDem]

10. Fact is...

...NOBODY knows I'm high. It's a mental thing...




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