At what point do you know you're a stoner?

[F4lconF16]

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	When you're dry, and you realize you could shake the bottle out for the last bits of broken nugs
	0 (0%)
	When you're dry, and you realize you could scrape your bottles and grinder clean for more
	0 (0%)
	When you're dry, and you realize that by doing a more thorough scrape, you could get at least another half bowl out of them
	0 (0%)
	When you're dry, and you realize that your "weed shelf" where all your weed stuff is stored is coated with another half-bowl of smokable weed
	0 (0%)
	When you're dry, and you decide that your leftover bits in your pipe are definitely scrapable and smokable if you got creative enough with a stainless steel screwdriver, a blowtorch, a glass plate, and a pen
	1 (25%)
	When you're dry, and you realize that if you did an alcohol wash, the last bits of stuff in the pipe could be rinsed out and left to dry to become smokable
	0 (0%)
	When you're actually, completely, 100% dry only after doing all the above and it's a sad day for humanity
	3 (75%)
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[Maedhros]

1. I have a test that is nearly 100% accurate in identifying stoners.

Leave a paper clip lying around the subject. If the subject bends it into an L-shaped bong poke, they are a stoner.

[F4lconF16]

2. Don't tell anybody, but there's three of them in my room because I forgot where I put the first two

[orpupilofnature57]

3. 1988 A long DRY summer .

[mike_c]

4. what is this "when you're dry" that you speak of...?

[hobbit709]

12. That was my question too?

[Gregorian]

5. When you actually grind up seeds and smoke them.

Now I simply have to saunter off and have a bit of Durbin Berry.

[mountain grammy]

7. I remember the good old days, grinding up sticks and seeds..

but no problems here in Colorado. Got a medical license 6 years ago and back to growing our own, legally. Good feeling.

[frylock]

8. One dry summer maybe 20 years ago I resorted to exhaling into a balloon..

and recycling the hit.

[F4lconF16]

9. What fun--you get extra oxygen loss lol. nt

[frylock]

10. Good times..

Did I mention that this was the schwaggiest butt mexi imaginable? Seeds AND gravel! The oxygen loss was a bonus! You took what you could get. But it's a wonderful time that we live in! I just popped a coaster on top of my IPA and stepped outside of my local hang for a couple of quick puffs of 02.

[F4lconF16]

11. I have only begun to realize how spoiled I am to come of age in

The era of legal weed in Seattle. I have only smoked the best, and only mid-grade once back in Portland. I mean, if I've got the good stuff, why not?

Do wish I was 21 and could actually enjoy the IPA with it haha