Xbox and PS4 shown to cause death to innocent onlookers.

[randys1]

But the government will not demand the manufacturers recall them or stop selling them, these TOYS.

It is said that up to 40,000 Americans will die as innocent bystanders of these machines.

You can keep your machine if you want, no law against it.

[bravenak]

1. Such a shame....

Those machines cause people to do horrible things.

[randys1]

2. And if you get rid of it, nobody can die, not one person. Not from YOUR machine, anyway.

They are toys, of course.

[bravenak]

5. But all my friends have them!!

I feel a sense of impending DOOM.

[randys1]

6. I know, you may be the only one without one if you give yours up.

A matter of character, actually.

[bravenak]

7. I better upgrade then.

[SoCalMusicLover]

3. But Our Forefathers Said They're OK

Video Game Consoles are allowed under the Constitution for a well regulated militia.

[randys1]

4. Back then they ran on sunlight, not electricity. And to kill someone with one you

had to chase them down, hold the machine over their heads while you waited for the sun to energize the motion.

Took a while