Katy Perry is really JonBenet Ramsey!!1!

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Conspiracy Theorists Genuinely Believe that Katy Perry is JonBenet Ramsey and They Have ‘Proof’
by Lindsey Ellefson | 1:41 pm, February 26th, 2016


I was poking around the Internet today and I saw that Katy Perry was trending on Facebook. I Googled it, assuming it had something to do with her endorsement of Hillary Clinton. Incredibly, it’s something that comes from even farther out in left field than that did.

There are conspiracy theorists out there who have invested hours of their lives into research and video editing that they believe proves that JonBenét Ramsey has been alive this whole time and grew up to become the international singing sensation, principled political stumper, and enemy of Taylor Swift.

...http://www.mediaite.com/online/conspiracy-theorists-genuinely-believe-that-katy-perry-is-jonbenet-ramsey-and-they-have-proof/

[Orrex]

1. GMOs turned her into Katy Perry

[Archae]

2. I look a lot like my Great-Grandfather did...

I must be him!

[Lordquinton]

3. I don't know about you guys, but I'm all in on this theory

It's the only explanation that makes sense! Never mind all the Katy Perry home kid videos, or her entire carrear tracked, or, like logic.!

(I needed a good laugh today)