"Food Babe" hilariously "interviewed" by the parody "I Don't Fucking Understand Science" page

[arcane1]

Meet the Food Babe, the toxin-fighting, gluten-wrangling, GMO-battling blogging sensation whose basic comprehension of food science puts even us to shame. Today she took some time out of her crusade against the industrial-Lunchable complex to answer our questions, in our inaugural I Fucking Don’t Understand Science: The Text in Bold are Questions post.

Eat up, readers.

Q: There’s been a lot of controversy about you, the Food Babe, and the advice you give. Namely, that you are more full of shit than a shit sandwich. How would you respond?

A: Hmm. That’s an interesting point, but pretty off the mark. I am actually less full of the s-word than I have ever been, thanks to my newest all-natural food lifestyle. In fact, I rarely poop anymore, and when I do it’s usually just a poof of greyish dust, like spores from a mushroom — a sign that my body is running at close to 100 percent efficiency. I credit that to my diet, of course. Since May of 2014, I haven’t put anything inside me that has been grown in, on, or up around our planet’s contaminated soil at all!

-much, much more:

http://ifduscience.com/2015/04/22/qa-the-food-babes-latest-diet/

[dixiegrrrrl]

1. I demand poof of what she is saying.....

[progressoid]

2. I was about to post this too!

Lots of great stuff on that blog.

[AlbertCat]

3. In fact, I rarely poop anymore, and when I do it’s usually just a poof of greyish dust, like spores

Hmmmmm.... is she dead and dried out? That's what such a thing would say to me. It doesn't reek of "efficient".











(yes, I know its a parody)