9/11 Truther Jeff Boss is running for President....

[YoungDemCA]

...and his campaign website is, naturally, comedy gold.


Warning: Do not read while eating or drinking.


http://www.jeffbossforpresident.org/

[Archae]

1. Hee hee!

"What a maroon..." -Bugs Bunny

[ablamj]

2. i read the whole thing

So do i get $20,000 from the NSA now? I could really use it.

[AlbertCat]

3. The NSA is TRYING TO KILL HIM!

They can secretly do the whole 9/11 thing, but they can't kill Jeff Boss????

[LeftishBrit]

4. THIS PAPER IS WORTH $20,000 TO THE NSA TO GET BACK

Yes, so that's why he puts it there for everyone to read!

Pity; I wouldn't mind getting $20,000 from the NSA just for some page of lunacy.

It's of course ALL TRUE because so much of it is in capital letters!

[SheilaT]

5. OMG! I read part of that site,

and it's hilariously stupid.

The other thing I'm pleased about is that somehow I've managed not to have heard of him before this. Of course, I don't pay much attention to the so-called 9/11 Truthers, which is probably why.

[progressoid]

6. Aw crap, did he have to run as a Democrat?

[Archae]

7. He flipped a coin...

No doubt.

"Heads, democrat, tails, republican..."

[zappaman]

8. And if it rolls under the couch joining the weed he lost last month...

Libertarian.