I just can't believe there's a forum dedicated to skepticism. I just don't buy it. n/t

[dimbear]

[Mac1949]

1. There isn't really. It's all a plot to make you think there is.

Oh, wait. That's creative speculation.

[Spock_is_Skeptical]

2. I'm skeptical of your skepticism.

[uriel1972]

3. I don't believe you nt

[NMMNG]

4. Really?

[Nevernose]

5. First you have to be open-minded

That's a given. After that, I suggest visualizing the quantum energy of the forum traveling through the air, then visualizing this quantum energy refueling the chakras of skepticism in you mind.

If that doesn't work, you can pay me whatever you feel comfortable with to spiritually channel the contents of this forum to you. As a bonus you get a free tarot reading and a vial of water not only energized by the moon, but blessed by the native shamans of no fewer than three different continents. Also, I'll need your bank info and mother's maiden name (not for me, but for the spirits).

Or you could just adjust the brightness on your monitor.

[LeftishBrit]

6. It's just a hologram, created for mind control purposes by the Illuminati.

[toddaa]

7. It's staged

No way DU is capable of hosting a group on skepticism.

[Merlot]

8. I don't even believe I'm actually posting here.

[ZombieHorde]

9. I think there is a homeopathic medicine for that. nt

[EvolveOrConvolve]

10. Like my religious family keeps telling me

"Don't be so open-minded that your brain falls out."

[laconicsax]

11. The evidence suggests there is. n/t

[lazarus]

12. I'm waiting to be convinced that

there's such a thing as skepticism.

Or, as someone once said to a policeman, "I'm just standing here trying to figure out what 'loitering' means."