SELECTED NEGATIVE TEACHING EVALUATIONS OF JESUS CHRIST

[RFCalifornia]

Funny, I hope it belongs here

“Very inconvenient class! Always holds lectures on top of mountains, in middle of the Sea of Galilee—but never close to the main campus.”

“Inconsistent attendance policy. Said we had to be in class by 9:00 a.m. every day. Over half the class showed up late or didn’t attend until the last meeting, but we all got the same participation grade.”

“He’s nice enough, I guess, but he doesn’t vet his TAs: they all provide completely different, conflicting lecture notes. (TIP: Try to get in Luke’s section.)”

“By week one, I was already tired of his anti-rich, pro-Samaritan bullshit. I wanted to take a course in Christianity, not liberalism.”

“Wears sandals too much. No one wants to see your dusty feet.”


https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/selected-negative-teaching-evaluations-of-jesus-christ?fbclid=IwAR26oGFvvg--qU5kLUyOqVBqp6Wl9HuvYICDFSZF5NVF4ZflisfPYGbRF-E

[MLAA]

1. Very funny

[Karadeniz]

2. Yes, those are funny... but the sea is a symbol, a mountain is a symbol, the same participation

grade is a parable if one understands it's symbols. These samples beautifully illustrate that those who think scripture is literal are, as you show, laughable !!! I'm definitely saving this post: well done !!

[ret5hd]

5. That "whoosh" you heard was NOT a low flying jet.

[Achilleaze]

3. "HE spouted off a lot about love, kindness, and respect."

"How the hell are we supposed to get rich doing that shit?" - Republicans

[Biophilic]

4. These are great. Best laugh of the day. Thanks. nt