So, did everyone survive

[Brainstormy]

The day of Praying the Atheists away? I'm still here, and atheist AF.

[Croney]

1. There was a day? I guess ignorance is bliss once in a while.

I didn't feel a thing.

[Random Boomer]

13. Ooops, I missed that memo, too.

I'm sure if I'd known I'd would now be a pile of ash or something, but darn, that flaming sword missed me this time. Maybe next time better luck.

[Ferrets are Cool]

2. Still here, unless I was whisked away to an alternative reality during the night

white I was sleeping. If so, I hope this one is a dimension where TFG doesn't exist.

[Farmer-Rick]

3. Oh, was someone magically chanting in their heads

Over people being atheist?

Geeze, if wishes were horses we'd all be trampled to death.

[Probatim]

4. I felt a strange rumbling sensation but it turned out to be gas.

[Texaswitchy]

5. Still here

[Missn-Hitch]

6. Present and accounted for. Hate the belief, not the believer. Cheers!

[rurallib]

7. Something went right by my head. Must have been a prayer that missed its mark

You'd think they could aim them things better what with Gawd helping them

[luv2fly]

8. This unofficial poll is biased

The ones who didn't survive can't respond.

🤣

[Progressive dog]

9. Maybe they just don't have the right prayer.

I'm sure they'll keep trying.

[Delmette2.0]

19. Maybe it was the wrong god.

There are between 8,000 and 12,000 gods that are worshiped.

[sanatanadharma]

10. Oh! That explains what happened to me

I was masticating my gnocchi when I felt a chill down my gnostic spine.

Must have been the agnostics praying.
Remember that early in Christian history there was a (so called) heresy among the churches.
Ultimately the 'Gnostic' teaching was defeated by orthodox opposition.
Thus the surviving dominate Christian tradition is officially opposed to "gnosticism' and thus is truly 'agnostic'.

[zuul]

11. I almost took a hard fall down the stairs, thinking my atheist ass was a goner.

It was just my cat trying to kill me. Not this time, you evil bastard.

[Chainfire]

12. I did have a nightmare last night, perhaps they didn't pray quite hard enough.

[appleannie1]

14. The day is not over yet. My sage is still smoking

[KS Toronado]

15. Surprised they used thoughts & prayers

instead of bullets, being the 2nd Amendment lovers they are.

[getagrip_already]

16. I had a dream.....

That god came down and smote all of those "believers" who were using her name to usurp her power for evil purposes.

Then I realized it was just one of my cats standing on my chest looking for nom-nom's.


I'm still here and my cat s are happy.

[mountain grammy]

17. I did have a hard time sleeping last night..

Got up, said a prayer, ate an Indica gummy and went to sleep. Just kidding about the prayer...

[tiptonic]

18. Out of a family

Out of a family of about 25, I'm the only atheist. Our family gatherings (the bubble of ignorance), can be 'interesting'.

[BlueMTexpat]

20. I was very tired.

But I thought it was because I had been cleaning the house, including carrying the vacuum cleaner up and down the stairs.

I am nearly 78, after all.

But I am still present and accounted for, although I am more agnostic than atheist.

[sarge43]

21. Outside of being hotter than the hubs of hell here,

didn't notice anything out of the ordinary.

Still don't buy it. Better luck next time, Jethro.

[flying_wahini]

22. Keep on hoping for their Rapture so that the rest of us can breathe easier.

[The King of Prussia]

23. I'm an anti-theist.

Were we included?

[emily333]

24. Yes.Still here.

[scarytomcat]

25. I missed that

I have never seen any god answer any prayer

[Traildogbob]

26. No worries

The mega church preachers are PREYING to save our souls. Donations will allow you to go get your mansions and streets of gold in a white paradise for eternity.

[A HERETIC I AM]

27. Well, it turned me into a Baptist!

I got better.

[Warpy]

28. Didn't know it was happening, didn't feel a thing

which is exactly how well I found prayer worked when I was a little kid my elders were trying to bully into being a Catholic.

That didn't work, either.

[joshdawg]

29. Still here!

And planning on staying here a good while longer.

[RussBLib]

30. such an absurd concept

if we believer REALLY REALLY hard then MAYBE something will happen.

I still SMDH at all the people who still have this need for some supreme being.

[Lady Freedom Returns]

31. Jimmy Snow talked about this on his channel.

I really didn't pay attention to the date.