Some responses to "Jesus died for your sins"

[Cartoonist]

1. I'm cool with that
2. Better him than me
3. Who put him up to it?
4. That wasn't my idea
5. Glad to see he's doing better
6. My thoughts and prayers to his family
7. Don't ask me to die for yours
8. I would have given them to him for free
9. I didn't know he wanted them that bad
10. His father must be proud

[True Dough]

1. Jesus died for our sins

and we still wound up with Donald Trump as president? Epic fail!!

[Ron Obvious]

2. No he wasn't.

Even if you believe the Biblical narrative, he only had a lousy weekend before going to heaven. Some sacrifice that is.

[eShirl]

3. Just walk away.

It's better not to engage.

[Karadeniz]

4. Dying for other's sins is not taught in the parables. Karma and reincarnation is.

[uriel1972]

6. Your interpretation is but one among many...

You ought to get a little humility going there.

[Karadeniz]

8. I'm not arrogant. What you call interpretation is your opinion.

[uriel1972]

9. hmmm...

I don't say what is or is not "The Correct" interpretation. I can only say what I think is more likely. On the other hand, to state that something written in a book many years ago, translated and edited many times since then "IS" definitely without question something is more than a little arrogant.

[Freelancer]

5. Reminds me of a scene in "Highlander"

Priest: "He died for our sins"
Kurgan: "And that will be his undoing. Ah, forgive me father, I am but a worm..."

[lindysalsagal]

7. Pagans believe in sacrifices, so that makes you all pagans.

[dna80]

14. this is an Atheist and Agnostic group

Why are you here making comments?
you make derogatory statements you think you are a Christian.
I came to this site to get away from superstitious people and to hear the opinions of people who make sense.
Please go plague your Christians and ask them how Christians should act.

[lindysalsagal]

15. #1: I'm a total atheist. #2: You missed the point: I was adding to the possible

retorts to the "Jesus died because" bs. And I'm correct: Sacrifices are a pagan idea, completely, and christians were an amalgam of previous beliefs.
3. I don't give one rat's ass how you or anyone else thinks christians should act, because it's all bs.
4. I can make comments anywhere I want as long as I don't insult anyone directly, which is what you just did to me.

[FiveGoodMen]

10. 11. How the hell was THAT supposed to help?

[deucemagnet]

12. Right?

“I don't even understand the connection with 'died for your sins'. He died for your sin, well, how does one affect the other? 'I hit myself in the foot with a shovel for your mortgage'...”

― Doug Stanhope

https://www.goodreads.com/quotes/1339621-i-don-t-even-understand-the-connection-with-died-for-your

[RussBLib]

11. How about...

Shut The Fuck Up, idiot.

Or

Grow up, fool.

I have little patience these days.

[Farmer-Rick]

13. What sins? There's no such thing.

[SomewhereInTheMiddle]

16. I wasn't even born yet!

Preemptive sin and sacrifice, that sounds a bit off.

[Mr.Bill]

17. And George Floyd died for yours.

That'll light them up.