As an Atheists, it is my job to remind the Religious Right....

[safeinOhio]

about the words of Jesus. Kind of a hobby for me.

THE EIGHT BEATITUDES OF JESUS

"Blessed are the poor in spirit,
for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.

Blessed are they who mourn,
for they shall be comforted.

Blessed are the meek,
for they shall inherit the earth.

Blessed are they who hunger and thirst for righteousness,
for they shall be satisfied.

Blessed are the merciful,
for they shall obtain mercy.

Blessed are the pure of heart,
for they shall see God.

Blessed are the peacemakers,
for they shall be called children of God.

Blessed are they who are persecuted for the sake of righteousness,
for theirs is the kingdom of heaven."

Gospel of St. Matthew 5:3-10

[progressoid]

1. Ahh, what's so special about the cheesemakers?

[Freelancer]

4. He clearly said "pizza makers" and I wholeheartedly agree -nt

[Cartoonist]

2. Promises, promises

And I have a bridge for sale.

[mountain grammy]

3. American Jesus says no such things...

[dangermouse2017]

5. To quote Eddie Izzard

Protest march by 'The Meek'

What do we want?
Inherit the earth!

When do we want it?

RIGHT NOW MUTHA F*CKER!!!!!

[Eliot Rosewater]

6. Eddie is a genius, literally. I saw him perform live once and

the problem was between the sound system and his accent I couldnt understand much.

Too bad because he is hysterically funny and brilliant.