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Heartstrings

(7,349 posts) Fri Apr 6, 2018, 08:13 AM Apr 2018

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Gotta love Neil.....

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Gotta love Neil..... (Original Post) Heartstrings Apr 2018 OP

What's sad is that there are people who have un-sarcastically asked and answered this question progressoid Apr 2018 #1

Yeah, mountain grammy Apr 2018 #3

Yes! mountain grammy Apr 2018 #2

I think if there were a god.... LakeArenal Apr 2018 #4

You forgot saidsimplesimon Apr 2018 #5

This deserves a GD posting. Duppers Apr 2018 #6

Ok, watch for it!!! Heartstrings Apr 2018 #8

Supply-side Jesus has always been an AK guy. dchill Apr 2018 #7

It can't be an AR-15 defacto7 Apr 2018 #9

Let's see what it said in the Bible... Ron Obvious Apr 2018 #10

I always thought of Jayzus as a thunderbolt from the finger kind of guy rurallib Apr 2018 #11

Well, here in Putin's America, it would be a Kalashnikov. bitterross Apr 2018 #12

Broken image :( sakabatou May 2018 #13

Hopefully this will work... NeoGreen May 2018 #14

That works! sakabatou May 2018 #15

progressoid

(50,901 posts)

1. What's sad is that there are people who have un-sarcastically asked and answered this question

Reply to Heartstrings (Original post)

Fri Apr 6, 2018, 08:27 AM

Apr 2018

mountain grammy

(27,473 posts)

3. Yeah,

Reply to progressoid (Reply #1)

Fri Apr 6, 2018, 08:53 AM

Apr 2018

one manufacturer even engraved scripture on weapons used in Afghanistan. Guess that' the one Jeeeesus would have used.

mountain grammy

(27,473 posts)

2. Yes!

Reply to Heartstrings (Original post)

Fri Apr 6, 2018, 08:51 AM

Apr 2018

LakeArenal

(29,913 posts)

4. I think if there were a god....

Reply to Heartstrings (Original post)

Fri Apr 6, 2018, 09:36 AM

Apr 2018

There would be a lot more thunderbolts and smiting. ⚡️☄️🌪

saidsimplesimon

(7,888 posts)

5. You forgot

Reply to LakeArenal (Reply #4)

Fri Apr 6, 2018, 10:57 AM

Apr 2018

to mention "fire and brimstone".

Duppers

(28,264 posts)

6. This deserves a GD posting.

Reply to Heartstrings (Original post)

Fri Apr 6, 2018, 10:59 AM

Apr 2018

Neil rules!

Heartstrings

(7,349 posts)

8. Ok, watch for it!!!

Reply to Duppers (Reply #6)

Fri Apr 6, 2018, 11:03 AM

Apr 2018

dchill

(41,022 posts)

7. Supply-side Jesus has always been an AK guy.

Reply to Heartstrings (Original post)

Fri Apr 6, 2018, 11:02 AM

Apr 2018

defacto7

(13,746 posts)

9. It can't be an AR-15

Reply to Heartstrings (Original post)

Fri Apr 6, 2018, 11:24 AM

Apr 2018

5+1 =6 which is a satan number. It must be an AK-47 because 7-4=3 and 3 is the number of the trinity.. see, it's all so logical with religious arithmetic.

Ron Obvious

(6,261 posts)

10. Let's see what it said in the Bible...

Reply to Heartstrings (Original post)

Fri Apr 6, 2018, 12:48 PM

Apr 2018

“Do not think that I have come to bring peace to the earth. I have not come to bring peace, but a fully loaded AR-15 with a bump stock and several extra clips."

I trust that settles the matter.

rurallib

(63,368 posts)

11. I always thought of Jayzus as a thunderbolt from the finger kind of guy

Reply to Heartstrings (Original post)

Fri Apr 6, 2018, 07:33 PM

Apr 2018

and I would think any true follower of HIM would emulate that know that if they believed the finger would do the job. Just point and say "bang" and the punishment is then sent to the offender by God and His Boy!

Through God anything is possible.

bitterross

(4,066 posts)

12. Well, here in Putin's America, it would be a Kalashnikov.

Reply to Heartstrings (Original post)

Fri Apr 6, 2018, 10:28 PM

Apr 2018

Since we are now a Russian colony.

sakabatou

(43,678 posts)

13. Broken image :(

Reply to Heartstrings (Original post)

Tue May 29, 2018, 04:29 AM

May 2018

NeoGreen

(4,033 posts)

14. Hopefully this will work...

Reply to sakabatou (Reply #13)

Tue May 29, 2018, 07:15 AM

May 2018

...

When you come across a postimage.org image just change the "org" to "cc" and it should work/re-set.

sakabatou

(43,678 posts)

15. That works!

Reply to NeoGreen (Reply #14)

Tue May 29, 2018, 12:41 PM

May 2018

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