Joel Osteen Wrote About a Guiding Force. Twitter Responded With Its Name

[NeoGreen]

http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2017/07/19/joel-osteen-wrote-about-a-guiding-force-twitter-responded-with-its-name/

Joel Osteen Wrote About a Guiding “Force.” Twitter Responded With Its Name
July 19, 2017 by Hemant Mehta

You can’t just tweet the equivalent of a green screen and expect everyone will answer your question the way you intended.

Pastor Joel Osteen learned that the hard way this morning when he mentioned a “force” that’s “behind you protecting you, guiding you, favoring you.”



Twitter knew exactly what he was talking about.

Gotta love gravity
— Jerek Deter (@sean_hanlon) July 19, 2017


Hail Satan?
— Andrew Fleischman (@ASFleischman) July 19, 2017


This force, why isn't it ending hunger, poverty and conflict?
— Atheist Ape (@LeighM276) July 19, 2017


Facts…
— Osama (@O_Osas) July 19, 2017


APPARENTLY THE ADVANTAGE IS THAT YOU ARE A JEDI pic.twitter.com/y6SDu3qnAN
— NOT A PASTOR (@NotPastor) July 19, 2017


Is it coffee? https://t.co/6mTmzR8z5I
— Lauren Duca (@laurenduca) July 19, 2017


It's coffee. ☕ https://t.co/7pTtygTFF2
— The Church Of Satan (@ChurchofSatan) July 19, 2017

[NCjack]

1. I just can't escape that it is gravity. nt

[samnsara]

2. tequila!

[marylandblue]

3. He must have friends in the police force

[Skittles]

4. in his case, it is greed

[japple]

5. Thumbs up!!! You nailed it Skittles.

eom

[Skittles]

8. I honestly thought that's what would be in ALL the responses

that man one slick, sick con man

[rurallib]

7. For the WIN!

[Red Pest]

6. May the force (farce) be with you!

Does the Pastor have lots of midichlorians? The followers of the Dark Side always come in pairs. Is he the master or the apprentice?

[progressoid]

9. Is it covfefe?

[TNNurse]

10. So this "minister"

does not feel comfortable saying "God"? Interesting, I would think that would come easy to him. Maybe he has been talking about something else all along.

[RussBLib]

11. and so everyone else has that force 'favoring' them too

and when those forces conflict, use your fucking brain to work it out!