Creationists Are Promoting a Book Featuring Noah Fighting a Dinosaur

[NeoGreen]

http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2017/06/17/creationists-are-promoting-a-book-featuring-noah-fighting-a-dinosaur/

Creationists Are Promoting a Book Featuring Noah Fighting a Dinosaur
June 17, 2017 by Hemant Mehta


Remember in the Bible when Noah battled a dinosaur in an arena?

Answers in Genesis does. Or at least they have no problem promoting it in a book about how “God shapes [Noah] into the man who eventually saves humanity’s future.”

I would tell you this is a work of fiction… but isn’t everything on their site?

It’s also not the only Creationist reference to biblical characters fighting dinosaurs. Ken Ham has an entire diorama in Ark Encounter showcasing a battle between humans, giants, and dinosaurs. Because science.

TSIB

[american_ideals]

1. Anything to cut taxes on billionaires

[ExciteBike66]

2. Noah looks like a f***ing beast, imo...

Wouldn't want to tangle with that guy...

[get the red out]

3. Damn thing

Wouldn't get on the Arc, didn't know it was for it's own good! Worse than taking a dog to the vet.

[DetlefK]

4. We should make a book about Jesus fighting Godzilla, sprinkled with totally fake Bible-references.

"And as the Son of God walked across the lake of Galilee, a great beast arose from its deeps. It was a thousand feet tall and spit fire. And though it walked on two legs like a man, it was no man for it was a dragon."

[NeoGreen]

5. I think you have an idea worthy of a Hollywood Summer Blockbuster...

...the screenplay would practically write itself.

[DetlefK]

9. Here are some inspirational comics:

sinfest.net

[NeoGreen]

13. LMAO...

...I know where I am going to spend some bandwidth...

Sweet!


Steampunk Jesus...tee hee....

Like I said, a screenplay would write itself.

[Lordquinton]

16. I haven't read Sinfest in so long

Glad he's still going.

[Brainstormy]

6. Noah was an old drunk

Why else would he get in the ring with a dinosaur?

[NeoGreen]

7. Cause', he was an old drunk?..

..."here, hold my beer and watch this"...

To quote Noah...

[elehhhhna]

8. New commanent: Never fight a TRex while wearing a midcalf dress. Geez, Noah. Derp.

[mountain grammy]

10. Soooo, that must have been his younger days

before the ark?

[Docreed2003]

11. Lmao...well yeah, makes total sense!

How the hell do you think he got T-Rex on the ark??

[NeoGreen]

12. Good question, since it appears that the Velociraptors made it on...

...

[NeoGreen]

14. Look! Documented PROOF!

(I gotta stop, google can be an addiction)

[Lordquinton]

15. Clearly this is Noah Octavius

Who lived in Roman times, and that T-Rex is clearly fake, it's got no feathers!

[beam me up scottie]

17. Brought to you by the 'In Gawd We Trust' morons who want this garbage taught in school.

Someone needs to draw one with Betsy Devos on a T-Rex.

#TheStupidItBurns