Holywood
No, I didn't forget an l. I just started reading a story that involves a church in Scotland that has a piece of the Cross.
Of all the idiotic ideas people have come up with throughout history, this is the champ. I could sooner believe in unicorns than this nonsense.
Here's an excerpt from Mark Twain's Innocents Abroad
From the cistern we descended twelve steps into a large roughly-shaped grotto, carved wholly out of the living rock. Helena blasted it out when she was searching for the true Cross. She had a laborious piece of work, here, but it was richly rewarded. Out of this place she got the crown of thorns, the nails of the cross, the true Cross itself, and the cross of the penitent thief. When she thought she had found everything and was about to stop, she was told in a dream to continue a day longer. It was very fortunate. She did so, and found the cross of the other thief.
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