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frogmarch

(12,232 posts)
Mon May 16, 2016, 10:47 AM May 2016

Cast That First Stone With the Jesus Slingshot!



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(With all due respect..) You’ve tried church. You’ve tried prayer. You’ve even sacrificed the fatted calf, but God still won’t smite your enemies. Get The Jesus Slingshot, new from My Left Behind Toys! The Jesus Slingshot will help you do unto others before they can do unto you!




I want one! I wouldn't shoot anyone or anything with it. I'd hang it on a wall. It'd be a great conversation piece.
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Cast That First Stone With the Jesus Slingshot! (Original Post) frogmarch May 2016 OP
That is completely tasteless and, I'm sure, bound to give offense. mr blur May 2016 #1
Those stones need a higher... NeoGreen May 2016 #2
ROFLMAO!!!! truebrit71 May 2016 #3
just like David slew Goliath with! rurallib May 2016 #4
Hey look!!! AlbertCat May 2016 #5
Took me a minute. frogmarch May 2016 #6
Only if it comes with free artwork... awoke_in_2003 May 2016 #7
Oh, yeah! frogmarch May 2016 #8

NeoGreen

(4,033 posts)
2. Those stones need a higher...
Mon May 16, 2016, 12:30 PM
May 2016

... coefficient of sphericity.

That way they will have a better chance to hit their intended targets.

just sayin'

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