Tyler man says he found fossils from Noah's flood

[Gore1FL]

http://www.kcentv.com/story/31489791/tyler-man-says-he-found-fossils-from-noahs-flood

TYLER (KYTX) - One East Texas man believes he found fossils from Noah’s flood and a self-proclaimed fossil expert says he's right.

“From Noah’s flood to my front yard, how much better can it get,” Wayne Propst said.

Propst is stunned. He was helping his aunt lay some dirt outside her home in Tyler when he found this.

“What's really interesting to me is we're talking about the largest catastrophe known to man, the flood that engulfed the entire world,” Propst said.

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More can be found at the link. There is just so much wrong with this story it's worth the short read for the laughs.

[Warren DeMontague]

1. "It's astounding! Right here, we can see the shoreline where the tidal wave of total bullshit broke

and then receded, leaving behind a loamy shore of unmitigated nonsense and unadulterated gibberish"

[Binkie The Clown]

2. Just when you think there's so much stupid in circulation that we must be running short of stupid

a fresh vein of stupid is unearthed providing us with a supply of stupid that could last decades, if not a whole generation.

Mankind, it seems, is likely never to run out of stupid after all.

[mountain grammy]

6. +1

[progressoid]

3. Why would they even report this?

Fuckin' liberal media.

[bvf]

4. George Carlin said it all.

https://m.

[DetlefK]

5. WRONG. The angel Moroni put that pebble there. He's a heretic.

[frogmarch]

7. Is this satire?

If not, this guy Propst needs help, and I don't mean help digging Noah's flood fossils.

[Curmudgeoness]

9. You obviously have never visited Tyler TX.

There isn't anyone there who would openly make fun of the "good book".

[beam me up scottie]

8. Aw, no comments? Those are always the best part.

[rurallib]

10. Good thing God stamped them "property of Noah's Ark"