TV Passion

[Cartoonist]

Just saw a commercial for this:

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I sure would like to see some atheist media. I guess you have to manufacture some drama. Shows like Cosmos are fine, but where's the sex, drugs, and Rock & Roll?

Please allow me to introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith
And I was 'round when Jesus Christ
Had his moment of doubt and pain
Made damn sure that Pilate
Washed his hands and sealed his fate

[progressoid]

1. And Trisha Yearwood plays Mary.

Do you think they could have found someone whiter?

[Cartoonist]

2. I don't know Trisha

Is she a virgin?

[AlbertCat]

3. Oh that's right.... the Spring Equinox...er...Easter is this month

No wonder all these Biblical epics are coming out too

Ooooooo.... they profoundly whisper the entire script...except when Herod orders the Slaughter of the Innocence. With yet another fake Enya score. Looks dreadful doesn't it?

The Shroud of Turin plug made me LOL.... Ugh!

[muriel_volestrangler]

4. The Young Messiah - "He IS The Messiah - AND a Very Naughty Boy!" (nt)

[AlbertCat]

5. This calls for a Max Ernst painting

[mr blur]

6. The should get Mad Mel Gibson to direct it -

everybody like a good bit of torture porn.