Someone made a Change.org petition to God to bring Bowie back to life.

[progressoid]

Petitions sometimes actually work (or at least get responses), which explains why someone is petitioning God (or "whom it may concern&quot on Change.org to "Say NO to David Bowie dead." It has over 9,000 signatures; its goal is 10,000.





http://www.someecards.com/entertainment/celebrities/david-bowie-god-petition/

[Freelancer]

1. Zombie Bowie would be unimaginably cool...

I wonder what Bowie's funeral was like.

[NastyRiffraff]

2. The weird part is

that this might be a serious petition. It's getting harder and harder to tell fact from parody.

[Arugula Latte]

3. A Nugent/Bowie switch would be even better.

God can fuck off, though. He's useless.