God punishes good samaritan one day after good deed.

[valerief]

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/man-dies-car-crash-day-act-kindness-article-1.2452956

What can we glean from this? Don't perform good deeds.

[Silent3]

1. But that's just God "bringing him home!"

He's now in heaven, enjoying his eternal reward!

Well, unless he never "accepted Jesus Christ as his personal Savior". Then fuck good deeds, he's on the eternal BBQ.

[beam me up scottie]

2. And the ones who do bad deeds get rewarded in heaven.

All they have to do is believe in Jeebus, ask for forgiveness and POOF! Up they go when they die!

[mr blur]

3. Yep, I've seen religious whackjobs say that Hitler will be in heaven,

if he accepted Jebus before he died.

'Cos, you see, he'd be forgiven then. Ah, Jebus, is there anything he can't forgive? Seems not.

[beam me up scottie]

4. Apparently not, think of all the child molesters and their protectors in the Vatican.

I'm sure they all think they're going to heaven too.

If they're going to heaven, I'll take hell please.

[AtheistCrusader]

13. but but but, that's part of God's PLAN.

He's going to let it become evil to fulfill end times prophecy!

Duh!

[trotsky]

6. Why yes, yes there is something that can't be forgiven.

Not believing in him.

[valerief]

7. Jesus sounds like a cop!

[RussBLib]

5. that was a really sad story

reality can be a real bummer sometimes

[valerief]

8. It is a sad story. I just wonder what a believer's spin on it would be. nt

[trotsky]

9. I can tell you exactly what the spin is.

"God works in mysterious ways."

[valerief]

10. Ah, of course! That old fallback! nt

[Arugula Latte]

11. And He has a Plan!

Sure, it's a completely fucked-up plan, but it's there!

[awoke_in_2003]

12. Whenever I hear about god's plan, I think of Heath Ledger

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