What happens after you die?

[progressoid]

^ New version ^ because inglish and grammer and stuff.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

1. I would be a lot more inclined to like his message...

if he had his grammar correct.

Lot's is wrong.

[progressoid]

2. My dear Peggy, you are so right!

Dang internet!

Here is another version. It isn't even the same quote.

Not sure if this semicolon is appropriate.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

3. Here, the semicolon is used correctly.

Basically, it should link two sentences that are related to one another. They need to be complete sentences. Then it works.

[progressoid]

5. I replaced it!

My high school inglish teecher would be prowd. Althow shes' a devout Christian so: probably knot.

[AlbertCat]

6. But isn't Lot in the Bible?

So it's his "of things"....


Glad to see it corrected.

I always thought this is what happened after you died.

[Warren Stupidity]

4. I read in some other group we should be very afraid.

I just can't figure out why.

[NastyRiffraff]

7. HELP! The grammar police are here!

::whimpering and cowering:: The nuns! The nuns! helllllllllppppp!

[progressoid]

8. I don't mind getting pulled over by the Peggy Police.

[RobertEarl]

9. Science says

Your body turns back into just plain dirt.

And then a bit of that dirt gets incorporated into something else.

In fact some dirt from others' decayed body is now a part of yours.

It's natural, get used to it.

[RobertEarl]

10. Conscience says

That there is a force in you that first generates your body then organizes the dirt you accumulate into your body into the form your body takes.

This force is not explainable, yet its effects can be seen.

That's why it is called CONscience I guess, because it is not explainable by today's current science.

Some go so far as to call that force GOD - Generation and Organization of Dirt.

[AtheistCrusader]

11. Decomposition.

[Binkie The Clown]

12. I will reincarnate as a wealthy playboy.

(Well, I can wish, can't I?)

[olddots]

13. has anything ever happened ?

[mountain grammy]

14. Remember what it was like before birth?

that's what it's like after death.

[NastyRiffraff]

15. Yeah

Personally, I didn't mind not existing for millenia. Relaxing, really.