Christians Explain the Dangers of Masturbation. Be warned!

[mr blur]

For men:

And, because God-botherers believe in equality, at least when it comes to encouraging young people to feel guilt.

For women:

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As we don't go to church, how else would we learn these things?)

[passnobuck]

1. I just looked up these videos on Youtube to find the source

Here is what it says about their channel:

Pornsexturbation (That's actually the name of their channel)

Quote:

4 subscribers • 12,208 views
Joined Apr 23, 2012

Description
Addressing sexual issues the way that Jesus would using gentle humor to convey truth.
These videos are a free resource for any group or individual. Share them!

So, Jesus knew about sexual issues? Does the Gospel in the Bible say he never masturbated?

Note: the channel has 4 subscribers and has been around since 2012.

[AlbertCat]

15. Addressing sexual issues the way that Jesus would using gentle humor

So.... Jesus told butt sex jokes?


(don't hide me! It was a gentle joke!)

[Hoppy]

2. ---- Gotta go now. I've decided to volunteer at the homeless shelter.

[mr blur]

3. "Masturbating and praying are very different"

Odd, they have such a lot in common.

[Curmudgeoness]

5. ^this^

[Arugula Latte]

7. Both involve hands?

[Major Nikon]

16. Only one actually produces results

[AtheistCrusader]

19. DAMN IT

[AtheistCrusader]

18. Masturbation has real results.

[AlbertCat]

4. Uh....

....... grow up!

Wouldn't want to experience any pleasure....by yourself. Or at all apparently.


And I'm not having any lustful thoughts about a woman.

And if you are not having fun with sex, you probably aren't gonna be any good at it....



Religion is ridiculous.

[progressoid]

6. Ernest Borgnine says it makes him live longer!

[trotsky]

9. Well he's dead now!

And probably masturbating with SATAN!!!!!

[Lordquinton]

11. Satan gives a meam Phantom Stranger

That's a combination of a double dutch rudder and the stranger.

[trotsky]

13. Bwah ha ha

I had to look up "double dutch rudder"!!

[Lordquinton]

14. It's just a recpricol dutch rudder

Simple, but effective.

[RussBLib]

8. can't see the videos yet, but will view at home

but I know that masturbation helps keep the prostate exercised and is probably the best thing you can do to avoid prostate cancer.

That Biblical line of "don't spill your seed on the ground" or whatever exactly it says has caused about as much stupidity, guilt, and suffering as anything.

[trotsky]

10. Yup something like a 33% reduced risk, isn't it? n/t

[BlueJazz]

30. Yes, you're correct. It's actually a great thing to do. Which of course is a stroke of luck.

[Lordquinton]

12. And that line was about pulling out

So the whole pullout game thing is sending our youth to hell!

[FiveGoodMen]

22. I may be wrong, but I think the big problem there was NOT creating babies.

[Arugula Latte]

24. Well, "don't spill your seed on the ground" is pretty good advice for men.

Using a tissue is more sanitary.

[OriginalGeek]

17. I've told this before I think but honst to FSM

When I was a young teen I thought the Dallas Cowboys lost football games because god was punishing me for masturbating. There was a couple seasons there where the guilt, while hilarious to me know, was mind-crushing. I was miserable and hated myself for not being able to stop.

[FiveGoodMen]

21. If you'd bet on the other team you could have cleaned up!

[OriginalGeek]

23. lol, i would never bet against Dallas

it just isn't in me. I'm in a regular weekly pick 'em pool every season. Always pick the Cowboys. There was a year in the late 80s where they lost every game but one. I won the pool that week by 1.

I'm probably not a very good gambler.

[awoke_in_2003]

25. Hmmm, they haven't won a super bowl

in 20 years. Keep up the good work

[OriginalGeek]

26. ok but

I'm running out of socks...


12 and 4 last year - looooongest football season in a while...

[awoke_in_2003]

27. I am a lifelong Steelers fan

and hate the Cowboys. That being said, Dez caught that ball.

[OriginalGeek]

28. I KNOW RIGHT!?!?!?!?

lol, i can't even think about it. Makes my head fizz.

[AtheistCrusader]

20. I'd link to Beautiful Agony in reply but DU isn't what it used to be.

[Jokerman]

29. Uncle Andy said it better:

Practice makes perfect so work on your solo act now..."