FSMers...Are Miracle Noodles the TRUE pasta for believers????

[Gloria]

Are Miracle Noodles the TRUE pasta for believers????

They are so pure....made of konjac flour, they have no carbs and no calories...and plenty
of soluble fiber that may help absolve us of our sins.

And the name....Miracle Noodles....it must mean SOMETHING!!!!!

[deucemagnet]

1. I've never heard of these Miracle Noodles before so I googled them.

http://www.amazon.com/Miracle-Noodle-Shirataki-Angel-Pasta/dp/B0055CRH1S

Noodles made almost entirely out of soluble fiber? What happens about two hours after eating them?

[Warpy]

2. Looks like if you enjoy the smell of marsh gas

and don't mind noodles that can double as bubble gum, these are for you.

Or you can realize that deficiency diets are ridiculous and just eat carbs under your spaghetti sauce.

[deucemagnet]

3. I can't speak for the Pastafarians,

but this certainly looks like an abomination unto the FSM.

[Gloria]

5. nothing...

once your system is balanced, you will have no issues. they are Prebiotics, meaning the soluble fiber in them promotes gut health.
I eat them every day...(I'm on a lower protein diet) and they are a godsend!

[LostOne4Ever]

6. Nothing really. nt

[Curmudgeoness]

4. Blasphemy!

"Miracle" Noodles? Yeah, right, just like the picture of Jesus on a grilled cheese sandwich. I call bullshit on the miracle.

But what do I know.

[LostOne4Ever]

7. Mind posting this in the pastafarian forum? nt

[edhopper]

8. Semolina and only semolina

nothing else is kosher. And please don't try to serve whole wheat pasta, it is a mockery.

[AlbertCat]

9. MORE GLUTEN!

I want more gluten.

And no it won't make your dick fly off.
(a South Park joke)