What do YOU take with your vitriol and baiting?

[Warren Stupidity]

Yes you. Well?

4 votes, 1 pass | Time left: Unlimited
	Beer
	2 (50%)
	Pi
	1 (25%)
	viagra
	0 (0%)
	pot
	0 (0%)
	broccolli
	0 (0%)
	pasta
	1 (25%)
	whine
	0 (0%)
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[Heddi]

1. I would say pot, but randoms have put an end to that.

So beer it is.

Although the bittersweet tears of people who epitomize the notion of "first world problems" would be a close second.

[Warren Stupidity]

3. that'a a pisser.

What happens when your state legalizes weed and your company is still pretending that it is an abomination?

[Heddi]

4. Well, after living in WA for 13 years

three months after we moved it was legalized for recreational purposes. Still can get fired for a random, though. Legal to use apparently doesn't mean legal to use. Bunchabullshit if you ask me. Which you did. So I'm telling you.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/post-nation/wp/2015/06/15/colorado-supreme-court-says-companies-can-fire-workers-for-using-medical-marijuana-in-their-off-hours/
Colorado Supreme Court says companies can fire workers for using medical marijuana in their off-hours

http://www.theindychannel.com/news/legally-high-legally-fired-for-pot-use

Legally high, legally fired for pot use

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2014/04/07/marijuana-pot-workplace-employers-hiring-jobs/7272467/
Legal pot becomes a touchy workplace issue

[Lordquinton]

12. Still federally illegal

so the companies can use that. Get smashed drunk every night is fine, but no pot, not ever.

[AlbertCat]

19. Get smashed drunk every night is fine, but no pot, not ever.

Every Night?

No one is testing for the 3 martini lunch..... with Klonopin.... are they?

[Lordquinton]

25. I don't think they test for benzos

Of course they don't actually need a reason in most states.

[mountain grammy]

14. I'm so happy to be retired, my husband too.

He drove a bus the last few years he worked. They were 10 drivers short and begged him to come back last season. Only if you sign a paper that I won't be drug tested, he said. We can't, they said. Then you don't need me, he said.

[deucemagnet]

2. Beer.

Because...beer.

[Curmudgeoness]

5. Whine. Because

whenever I get into vitriol and baiting, and I am busted, I whine. It is really the only thing to do.

[Warpy]

6. Chill pill. Then I just walk away

to do something that makes me feel good instead of rotten.

[Curmudgeoness]

8. Oh no, it is much more fun

to throw a tantrum. Next thing, you will be telling us that you meditate or something.

[Doc_Technical]

7. Pi

3.14159 slices.

[Warren Stupidity]

9. that's a circular argument

[SusanCalvin]

10. PI R round. nt

[AlbertCat]

20. PI R round

These pi puns are... never-ending....

[jeff47]

11. The blood of innocent children and aborted fetuses. (nt)

[Fumesucker]

13. Scalia's Tears, of course

What else would go better with vitriol and baiting, Shirley Temples?

http://twitchy.com/2015/06/26/tweeters-compete-for-the-best-scalias-tears-cocktail-recipe/

[onager]

15. Chill with some classic, quality cinema

[AlbertCat]

27. This sister is one bad mother....

..... just like Hillary!

Oh I'm sorry... Hillary's a "tough Mother". My mistake.

[olddots]

16. cough syrup

Pre 1964 cough syrup ,very rare and pricey .

[AlbertCat]

21. Pre 1964 cough syrup

My parents gave that to my sister and me all the time.

We never had a cough.... or could remember what we were watching on tv....

[Warren Stupidity]

22. Robitussin classic.

[AlbertCat]

24. Terpin-hydrate....with codine!!!!

My parents were medical professionals y'know.

Tasted like thick turpentine.


My sister sent me a card a couple of years ago with a B&W snapshot of some kid in his underwear passed out in the corner. When you open it it says: "Has anyone seen the cough syrup?".

If I can find it, I'll scan it.

[mr blur]

17. The distilled tears of whiny drama queens.

[nil desperandum]

18. I often

take a complete lack of humility along with my vitriol and baiting...

[Warren Stupidity]

23. with an amuse bouche of a false sense of entitlement.

[nil desperandum]

26. Sweet Jesus Indeed!!