God's Plan.

[deucemagnet]

I just saw this on Reddit and it gave me a chuckle.

[RussBLib]

1. you'd think god would have better things to do

I guess it was god's plan for me to have acute appendicitis.
But then, it was god's plan for me to seek good medical care and to be healed.
Now it's god's plan for me to stay home for two weeks.
Where does it end?
Sad that so many people can't see through all the BS.

[corkhead]

2. we're god's ant farm

[AlbertCat]

4. In the indie film short "Back Xxxmas"....

....god is playing a portable video game....which is our existence. He gets bored with it quickly.


OMG.... It's on YouTube....of course (isn't everything?)

[Arugula Latte]

5. Or fly farm ...

As flies to wanton boys are we to th' gods. They kill us for their sport. ~Gloucester, King Lear, Bill Shakespeare

[deucemagnet]

3. Sounds like a smiting to me.

Gods love to smite. Just look at the Malaysian earthquake due to nekkid folks on a holy mountain. Smiting. You must have somehow pissed off God with your blasphemous atheist antics. God must be awfully mad at that medical staff for undoing a good smiting.

[RussBLib]

7. I truly

laughed out loud at that one.

And it didn't hurt a bit.

Laughter is healing, if it doesn't hurt too much.

Thanks!

[deucemagnet]

9. You're welcome!

Get well soon, my friend.

[BlueJazz]

6. I'd add one>

3. Do not interfere with the South Carolina Church shooting.

[deucemagnet]

10. Mysterious ways, BlueJazz, mysterious ways. n/t

[Curmudgeoness]

8. I think of this every time I hear "God's plan".

[deucemagnet]

11. That's my favorite Depeche Mode song.

I think the lyrics are pretty bold, considering when it was released. "Dear God" by XTC is another good atheistic tune from the same time period.

[Curmudgeoness]

12. That's a new one for me.

I like!