POLL: Meme of the Week – June 15th

[NeoGreen]

Meme of the Week
Selected postings of Atheist Memes



1) That's the Way god rolls…





2) Toys?...Food?…

(at least with the FSM, you will likely get some pasta)




3) The pope says…

(calcium in milk? Who knew?)



4) Imagination…

(I had to post at least one fun/happy meme)




5) None/All/Some/Other of the Above (please post example)

10 votes, 0 passes | Time left: Time expired
	It is easier to ask for forgiveness...
	1 (10%)
	No toys, no food, but why....
	2 (20%)
	Hey Everyone! Blue is a colour/color!
	0 (0%)
	Imagination!
	7 (70%)
	None/All/Some/Other
	0 (0%)
	0 DU members did not wish to select any of the options provided.
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[Scuba]

1. I love these polls. Thanks for posting them.

[NeoGreen]

2. Thanks for the feedback...

...they are my pleasure to prepare, and are generally fun to do.



Hardest part is selecting only a few each week and keeping up with posting every Monday

FYI:
I may be a day or two late during the summer months, but don't panic if I am.
I intend to keep posting the polls as long as I have a good resource to select memes.

NG

[nil desperandum]

3. Always

liked this one too....

[NeoGreen]

4. Me too!

[Curmudgeoness]

5. Unfair!!!!

How can I vote for anything else if SpongeBob Squarepants is one of the choices!

[progressoid]

6. I've always liked the Emo Phillips joke (#1)

He has a few good religious jokes:

· When I was a kid, I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realised, the Lord doesn't work that way. So I just stole one and asked Him to forgive me ... and I got it!

· So I'm at the wailing wall, standing there like a moron, with my harpoon."

· A Mormon told me that they don't drink coffee. I said, "A cup of coffee every day gives you wonderful benefits." He said, "Like what?" I said, "Well, it keeps you from being Mormon ..."

· I'm not Catholic, but I gave up picking my belly button for lint.

· When I was a kid my dad would say, "Emo, do you believe in the Lord?" I'd say, "Yes!" He'd say, "Then stand up and shout Hallelujah!" So I would ... and I'd fall out of the roller coaster

· Once I saw this guy on a bridge about to jump. I said, "Don't do it!"
He said, "Nobody loves me."
I said, "God loves you. Do you believe in God?"
He said, "Yes."
I said, "Are you a Christian or a Jew?"
He said, "A Christian."
I said, "Me, too! Protestant or Catholic?"
He said, "Protestant."
I said, "Me, too! What franchise?"
He said, "Baptist."
I said, "Me, too! Northern Baptist or Southern Baptist?"
He said, "Northern Baptist."
I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist or Northern Liberal Baptist?"
He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist."
I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region, or Northern Conservative Baptist Eastern Region?" He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region."
I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1879, or Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912?"
He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912."
I said, "Die, heretic!" And I pushed him over.

(Voted 44th funniest joke of all time in "The 75 Funniest Jokes of All Time" in GQ magazine (June 1999))