Used car lot, Arvada, Colorado...

[onager]

(NOTE: Posted in the Atheists & Agnostics Group. Side effects of prolonged reading by devout religious believers may include moderate to severe outrage, apoplexy, stroke, and/or sudden death. Our scientists are still figuring out whether sudden death is a "moderate" or "severe" side effect.)

This one pretty much ticks all the boses. Jesus...Bible...Obama. And Nazism, whose fellow-travelers seem to include "democracy." Looks like they got some real fine cars to sell, too...

[Cartoonist]

1. If Jesus is really in charge

Then how come everything is so fucked up?

[Tobin S.]

2. That probably drives away more customers than it attracts.

I might be overly optimistic, but I think that the majority of Americans aren't that far to the right on the spectrum.

[Warpy]

3. Arvada is NW of Denver

instead of outside Colorado Springs, so I imagine it does.

I wouldn't buy a used car from those guys.

[A HERETIC I AM]

4. My, my....isn't Jesus looking rather strapping this morning?

He looks full on Scandinavian, for fucks sake!

There is a Ford Dealer in Mojave, CA that has a similar sort of history. They made news back several years ago with some pretty absurd radio ads and their billboards and dealer signage was pretty awful. You kind of get the feeling from these types that if you don't feel the same way about god as they do, you aren't welcome on their lot.

(The owner of the dealership recanted the most famous radio spot, but only after wide internet outrage)

[Arugula Latte]

15. White Jesus and '70s Barry Gibb ... Has anyone ever seen them in the same place?

[progressoid]

5. Obama AND their dogs?

Oh, right. Because they're Portuguese.

[Arugula Latte]

14. And black.

Unforgivable.

[beam me up scottie]

6. Is that guy bending over a donkey and an elephant?

What's that all about?

These people are seriously disturbed.

[onager]

9. Yep. Took me a while to figure that out.

I guess the message is both the Repubs and Dems are Obama's lapdogs.

But as PP says, the whole thing is so eye-shatteringly awful that it's hard to figure out the message(s).

[beam me up scottie]

16. That's supposed to be Obama?

My dog, it's even worse than I thought.

I wonder how much he paid to have that monstrosity created?

He probably thinks everyone slowing down to take a picture of it is impressed.

Hey, look Rita, another bus load of Japanese tourists is here to look at Jeebus.

[Jokerman]

7. Damn, that is one BIG bible.

Could gawd create a bible so big that even he couldn't lift it?

I love it when a business wears their stupidity on their sleeve, it makes them easy to avoid.

[frogmarch]

10. The guy is leaning over the

small Dem donkey and repub elephant to show both parties they're not the boss of him.

Anyone know the name of the car lot?

[onager]

11. Not named on the blog.

Found the pic while searching on the term "jesus used car lot." Just out of curiosity. Heh...

That pic popped up in Google. Then I clicked "Visit Page" and found it hosted on a Colorado blog about mountain biking. The blogger posted the pic and mentioned Arvada, along with the term "Tea Party nut," IIRC. And a mention that he wouldn't buy a car there, either. So I got the impression it was just a random pic he shot while out riding.

[frogmarch]

12. Okay, thanks!

I did a Google search but found nothing pertaining to the sign.

Weird, but it's not as if the car lot owner is the only wacko out there.

[AlbertCat]

13. 1 NATION/REPUBLIC

Does he mean one in Africa?... Because that's what's on the globe. (or rather the picture of the Earth taken from space, made possible by a complicated piece of technology created by science.)

[Major Nikon]

17. Is that Jesus or Kris Kristofferson?

[iwillalwayswonderwhy]

18. Jesus take the wheel nt

[nil desperandum]

19. Tyranny