I'm Saving Myself for Marriage

[Act_of_Reparation]

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

[valerief]

1. Does this have something to do with Hunger Games, which I didn't read/see? What

is the priest saying?

[Curmudgeoness]

2. Oh my!

If we have to explain the birds and the bees to you, there is no hope.

[LostOne4Ever]

3. The woman mistakenly thinks "saving herself" means keeping herself physically alive

[font style="font-family:'Georgia','Baskerville Old Face','Helvetica',fantasy;" size=4 color=teal]The priest is having to explain to her that it means staying a virgin till marriage.[/font]

[valerief]

4. Thanks. I'm such a moron!!!!! The weird phrasing threw me off. (I think.)

[LostOne4Ever]

5. Took me a few reads to get it myself but it was funny when it dawned on me (nt)

[Brainstormy]

7. I didn't get it either

not the most obvious cartoon. It even occurred to me that the priest was propositioning here. Oh well.

[mountain grammy]

12. That was my first thought as well, that the priest was hitting on her.

Then I thought about it. Could actually go either way, but her reaction is perfect.

[Curmudgeoness]

6. No sex for you!!!!!!!!!

Ooooohhhh!

It was a well hidden joke.

[valerief]

9. Are you the Seinfeld Sex Nazi?

[Curmudgeoness]

10. Someone has to be. nt

[valerief]

11. Well, it looks like you're getting your wish.

[Curmudgeoness]

13. I'm sorry. nt

[valerief]

14. Ha! I'm too old to give a shit anymore. nt

[Curmudgeoness]

15. I don't believe it.

Not that I would remember....but I think that you are never too old.