POLL: Meme of the Week – June 8th

[NeoGreen]

Meme of the Week
Selected postings of Atheist Memes

1) The Old In/Out…In/Out…

(apologies to A Clockwork Orange)


2) People Feelings Might be Hurt…

I would amend the text to read: People Feelings Might be Hurt


3) Voltaire…




4) Fun Times…




5) None/All/Some/Other of the Above (please post example)

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	In or Out?
	1 (20%)
	Only Their Feelings will be Hurt...
	1 (20%)
	Voltaire...
	3 (60%)
	Fun Times, not End Times...
	0 (0%)
	All/Some/Any/None/Other of the Above
	0 (0%)
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[onager]

1. Good ones! Went with the old In/Out...

Because having all the cherry-picking on 1 handy card makes it even funnier.

One minor quibble: Mark 16:17-18 is very much "In." (True believer can drink poison etc.) It's the basis for all those snake-handling Fundie sects.

[Cartoonist]

2. Not 4 me

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Nothing can make church fun.

[mr blur]

3. Actually, I can't think of anything worse than #4 -

A building full of deluded, irrational people all determined not to listen, engage with you or discuss anything, demanding respect for their nonsense.

You don't have to go far to get that around here, if you really want it.

[AlbertCat]

4. Ahhhh....Voltaire

That made me think of "Candide" (Best of all possible worlds!) ....which made me think of the musical "Candide".... which made me think of this brilliant passage from the Auto da fe scene...by the great poet Richard Wilbur. (notice the clever rhymes....and the "interior" rhymes "dear souvenir", "He received he believed", "A Milano soprano&quot ....amazing)

PANGLOSS
Oh my darling Paquette,
She is haunting me yet
With a dear souvenir
I shall never forget.
'Twas a gift that she got
From a seafaring Scot,
He received he believed in Shalott!
In Shalott from his dame
Who was certain it came
With a kiss from a Swiss
(She'd forgotten his name),
But he told her that he
Had been given it free
By a sweet little cheat in Paree.
Then a man from Japan,
Then a Moor from Iran,
Though the Moor isn't sure
How the whole thing began;
But the gift we can see
Had a long pedigree
When at last it was passed on to me!
[snip]
Well, the Moor in the end
Spent a night with a friend
And the dear souvenir
Just continued the trend
To a young English lord
Who was stung, they record,
By a wasp in a hospital ward!
Well, the wasp on the wing
Had occasion to sting
A Milano soprano
Who brought home the thing
To her young paramour,
Who was rendered impure,
And forsook her to look for the cure.
Thus he happened to pass
Through Westphalia, alas,
Where he met with Paquette,
And she drank from his glass.
I was pleased as could be
When it came back to me;
Makes us all just a small family!

[LostOne4Ever]

5. Normally I would go with Voltaire

[font style="font-family:'Georgia','Baskerville Old Face','Helvetica',fantasy;" size=4 color=teal]But since he is already winning Im going with Gervais![/font]

[Curmudgeoness]

6. I think the Old In/Out rules this time.

I am always amused by the number of rules in the Bible that are totally ignored, even by fundies. That is a great list, although I will say that no one is abiding by all of the Ten Commandments anymore. I see a lot of coveting by everyone, including religious people. And how many believers will bear false witness. Let's not forget that adultery one either. How about the no other gods and graven images---look at the RCC and all the saints and praying to Mary and all the statues. Even evangelicals will have a necklace with a cross on it. All no-nos. So let's just say IN/OUT for the Ten Commandments as well.