Where the freaking FSM is our pastafarian forum?

[Warren Stupidity]

[Fumesucker]

1. In hot water?

[AlbertCat]

2. Warren is boiling mad!

[Warren Stupidity]

3. I'm way pesto the boiling point.

[Yorktown]

9. This thread should be hidden and locked..

.. for atrocious puns.

[Arugula Latte]

21. Well, ya know, some of us like to noodle around with words.

[Yorktown]

23. You go straight to pun hell

No beer volcano for you.

Ha.

Feeling less cheeky now, aren't you?

[Arugula Latte]

25. As a pastafarian, I believe that hell is The Olive Garden.

At least I'll have all-I-can-eat breadsticks while I roast for eternity.

[PassingFair]

4. I hope it's only another day orzo....

I'm getting impatient!

[Arugula Latte]

22. It sounds like you're a bit strained.

[Lordquinton]

5. Itll be here when it's al dente

Ramen

[PassingFair]

10. It's WAY past al dente...

A Pastafarian baptism

[Yorktown]

11. That kid looks like he's rejecting god.

A future ne'er do well from the looks of it.

[NeoGreen]

6. Aye...

...where's our ship?

The SS-Ramen...where the vermin are in charge...



Arrghhhh!

[PassingFair]

7. Land-ho!

[Arugula Latte]

20. I think you mean ...

"vermincelli."

[NeoGreen]

24. Punz...

...r'us...





So how would a vermin/vermincelli hierarchy look?

As in a philosophical discussion and spontaneous-generation debate on which came first?

[Yorktown]

8. Che va piano va sano va lantano?

Making good pasta is a slow process.

[trotsky]

12. Kick!

[Yorktown]

13. Kick: Keeping the Spaghetti Flame™ alive.

Time is on our side:


the Holy Spaghetti is eternal.

[PassingFair]

14. I am keeping my vigil....

[Yorktown]

15. Your pic is absolutely beautiful and deeply moving.

It reminds us that the Holy Spaghetti Monster was eaten for our sins.

[LostOne4Ever]

16. If nothing happens by monday Ill ask skinner in the ATA post.

[font style="font-family:'Georgia','Baskerville Old Face','Helvetica',fantasy;" size=4 color=teal]It possible we were just forgotten.

That said, I have been hesitant to post in this thread because I don't want to possibly offend the admins in any possible way.[/font]

[Yorktown]

18. Well, I would run the risk if need be

Like a modern martyr, I would suffer death for the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

And one day, I would become Saint Yorktown.

[awoke_in_2003]

17. The admins went on a road trip

To see Hillary in NYC. They may be running a little behind

[LostOne4Ever]

19. Right Here!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=forum&id=1282

[artislife]

26. This was fun.....Praise be!

*chortle

[beam me up scottie]

27. Welcome to the Dark Side of DU, artislife!

We have cookies!

[Gloria]

28. Are Miracle Noodles the TRUE pasta for believers????

They are so pure....made of konjac flour, they have no carbs and no calories...and plenty
of soluble fiber that may help absolve us of our sins.

And the name....Miracle Noodles....it must mean SOMETHING!!!!!

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I am going to post this separately because Miracle Noodles deserve their own thread...