Public Service Announcement: World To End 9/28/2015

[onager]

Standard Disclaimer: Posted in the Atheists/Agnostics Group, a safe haven for those who believe all gods have fallen and can't get up.

Amazing. The Apocalypse actually started in 2008, so we're already DOOMED.

And you mockers/vermin had BETTER PAY ATTENTION to this guy. His prophecies are based strictly on physics and math. And Babushkas, a/k/a Russian nesting dolls. Hey, don't ask me to explain it, I'm just an atheist dumbass lacking Sophisticated Theology:

For those who want to understand the Bible a little better I discovered three perspective systems as each can be cross referenced logical to reveal another viewpoint. Like in a round about 360° movie projection we can only see one third what is in front of us and need to turn right or left or around expanding our vision. Therefore, looking around in a total circle will see more as the whole of God's Plan for Humanity was designed like a cuckoo clock analogy previously mentioned in my first Babushka book...

Yep, I definitely see a cuckoo clock analogy in there somewhere. And here comes the mathematical explanation:

The Apocalypse was planed from the Heh dimension=5 but executed on the 4=Daleth dimension conforming to the Hebrew Hand rule. The Apocalypse prophesied according to Daniel is seven year long. But Jesus coming 600 years later said it will be shortened. How short I ask? Check Forum Pearls more detailed explained. Summed up in a math equation proven in Forum Pearls only here stated to point out there is more.

(+One) Alpha Force + (7 years @ 7 cycles @ 7 months @ 7 days)

http://www.apocalypse2008-2015.com/Apocalypse_has_Started.html

[In_The_Wind]

1. Well then: I have lots of things to do until the end happens.

[mountain grammy]

2. But I love my little babushkas, AKA Russian nesting dolls.

I've had them for years. Never knew they were trying to tell me something...

[onager]

3. My favorite Babushka...

Now with moar fangs! From the Museum of Communism in Prague. Located, with great historical irony, right beside a gambling casino and above a McDonald's. Well worth a visit, I went thru it a few years ago:



Czech artists have a lot of fun with those old Communist-era posters:

[mountain grammy]

6. Oh wow, it looks just like mine

except for the teeth....

[deucemagnet]

4. Another site that proves that religious nuttery and bad web design

go hand in hand.

For the record (and I'm sure you guys already know this), Russian nesting dolls are called matroyshkas. I don't know why I got so OCD over that, but I'm feeling much better now.

[RussBLib]

5. gotta have some incomprehensible babble

...to confuse the masses and make them think you know what the fuck you're talking about.

I wonder how many people will sell all their shit to get ready?

[AlbertCat]

7. as each can be cross referenced logical to reveal another viewpoint.

Where's his 3 perspective system on using an adverb?

[AlbertCat]

8. (+One) Alpha Force + (7 years @ 7 cycles @ 7 months @ 7 days)

That's not an equation, is it? Where's the "= something"?

= Apocalypse?

So...

(+One) Alpha Force + (7 years @ 7 cycles @ 7 months @ 7 days) = Apocalypse

That would mean:

(+One) Alpha Force + (7 years @ 7 cycles @ 7 months @ 7 days) - Apocalypse = zero

That sounds about right.

Unless it should be "7 years @ 7 cycles @ 7 months @ 7 days.com" or ".net?"

I'm sure it's .com since they'll want some money.

[olddots]

9. I hate when this happens

.........every time .

[Yorktown]

10. If it can be of help, I found a list of dates for the end of the world

But I have every confidence more doomsayers will add new dates

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_dates_predicted_for_apocalyptic_events

2014 Apr - 2015 Sep John Hagee and Mark Biltz
2020 Jeane Dixon
2021 F. Kenton Beshore
2026 Messiah Foundation International
2060 Sir Isaac Newton According to Sir Isaac Newton's research of the Bible,
2120 Adnan Oktar According to abjad interpretation of a hadith,
2129 Said Nursî According to abjad interpretation of a hadith,
2200 Various Doomsday Argument By Cricket Analogy
2239 Talmud, Orthodox Judaism 3239 CE Year 6000
2280 Rashad Khalifa According to Rashad Khalifa's research on the Quran Code,
2807 - 18013 Randal Munroe Using the Doomsday Argument
11120 John A. Leslie
500,000,000 James Kasting According to this scientist the level of carbon dioxide
5,000,000,000 Various scientists The end of our Sun's current phase of development,
10^100 Various scientists The heat death of the universe