Satanists include GW Bush, Helen Keller...

[onager]

Also Laura Bush & daughters, Michelle Obama, Oprah Winfrey (OK, no surprise there), Bill Clinton, Yasser Arafat, Gene Simmons (there either). And many more.

Every once in a while, I slam Titanic-like into some previously hidden and submerged piece of wacky Xian culture on the Internet.

Just now I was searching for info on Dan and Fran Keller, the Texas couple who were among the last victims of the "Satanic Panic" witch-hunts. The Kellers were finally released from prison in 2013, after more than 2 decades. But the Texas courts just refused to declare them innocent. Probably on some technicality, to avoid expensive lawsuits against the state.

Anyway, I ran into this...interesting website. I think it was designed by Satan to destroy my eyesight. And apparently designed circa 1995, by the looks of it.

Just when I think the Xians can't get any crazier...

http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/False%20Religions/Wicca%20&%20Witchcraft/signs_of_satan.htm

[mr blur]

1. That's Crazy David! Did you miss my piece on him?:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/123032438

[onager]

3. Thanks! You owe me 2 new sides.

Since I just split both of mine laughing at your article about him.

I did miss that, so I appreciate you linking it again.

[Jokerman]

6. God is worried about "Foreign Language Bibles"!

I can't stop laughing about that one.

[mountain grammy]

2. NOT SPIDERMAN! oh the insanity..

[deucemagnet]

4. They banned Bath Salts over less crazy than this, FFS. n/'t

[Ohio Dem]

5. Nuts.

I was going to call Poe, but it isn't really clever enough to be a parody.

[PassingFair]

7. WHERE IS THE RESPECT??!!1

You must respect his beliefs.

Or you're ASKING for it, Mr. Man!

[AlbertCat]

8. Hand signs..... or what some educated people (and not so educated people) call "mudras"

We won't even get into the sign language for the deaf!!!!

[William King]

9. Great scott!!

This man has been eating too many bowls of cocoa puffs!!