I had tea with the Archbishop of Canterbury yesterday.
Ex Archbishop....
He seemed very nice.
The tea was excellent.
Hahahaha! I am in one of these pictures, but only my BUTT is showing!
http://www.detroitnews.com/story/news/local/wayne-county/2015/05/14/ex-archbishop-canterbury-metro-detroit/27326389/
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but he had moved on to another table by then.
With 25% of the population of England checking the "none" box,
I doubt he would have batted an eye!
The tea: English Breakfast Tea by Bigelow
And I did NOT pull THIS stunt:
but that cup is too thick for tea. Should be bone china 
We have so few formal occasions in this country where one can model a beauty like this:
or this:
Of course some British men aren't any less fashion conscious:
Late 18th century hat, modeled by Marie Antoinette. Whose fashion critics eventually decided the hat should go, along with everything under it.
In your hat pix...I hate to be rude (HA). But the second pic looks like she's wearing a giant blue vagina on her head.
It's true, Marie was quite the fashion icon, until she wasn't:
Marie Antoinette Under Arrest by Oscar Rex
You're supposed to be rude and condescending. 
By the way, I just spent the day working in church. I didn't get much work done though. It took too long to vandalize the place first.
I had to run find the lyrics to "Firing The Surgeon General" by The Capitol Steps.
Background for younger/normal people: the song refers to Bill Clinton's Surgeon-Gen. back in the 1990s, Jocelyn Elders. Who rustled GOP jimmies tremendously when she talked publicly about masturbation. And she got fired for it:
Used to choke the chicken
Used to spank the monkey
Used to fool with the tool
I used to whip the bishop
Used to wax the weasel
But now I learned one they never taught in school
You can't come in
I hear you knockin' but you can't come in
I hear you knockin' but you can't come in
'Cause I'm firing the Surgeon General