Pat Robertson: Mocking Christian Fundamentalists Makes God Mad

[beam me up scottie]

Pat Robertson: Mocking Christian Fundamentalists Makes God Mad
April 30, 2015 by Michael Stone

Pat Robertson is not amused, and worries that mocking Christian fundamentalists like himself makes God mad.

Earlier this week on his television program The 700 Club Robertson hosted a special segment called “Cape Henry: The Beginning of a Christian Nation.” In the segment Robertson warned that God will soon remove “His hand of protection over America” because people are mocking Christian fundamentalists like himself.

Right Wing Watch reports Robertson cited riots in Baltimore and Ferguson, legal abortion and the Supreme Court’s attempt to “bring in sodomy and put it in the Constitution” as signs that the country is straying from biblical values. Robertson warned that the U.S. would be “doomed” without the voices of religious fundamentalists like himself:

Sooner or later, a holy God is going to say, ‘I’ve had enough with you, I’ve had enough, my hands are going to be taken off your nation. People mock the word of God and those who proclaim it are laughed at as fundamentalists. Well, we need the fundamentalists because if we don’t have them this nation is doomed.

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As for mocking Christian fundamentalists, sometimes humor is the most potent weapon one can muster against the dangers of religious extremism. Besides, if reasonable people didn’t laugh at the antics of people like Robertson, they would have to cry.

All I have to say to Pat Robertson is --->

[pokerfan]

1. Just in time for tornado season....

Pat Robertson has a theory for why tornadoes ripped through the Midwest last week: People didn't pray enough.

If ‘Enough People Were Praying,’ God Would Have Stopped The Tornadoes

Q: How many is enough, Pat?
A: Enough to stop the tornadoes, duh.

[beam me up scottie]

2. What a sick fuck, talk about victim blaming.

I wonder why one just missed me two years ago. You'd think god would've sent that sucker right through my house.

[bvf]

5. God's aim isn't what it used to be.

He's old, you know, and growing crankier all the time, apparently.

[trotsky]

9. No kidding - hurling his storms at the good god-fearin' midwest...

and leaving the gay-infested coasts unscathed?

Why that might cause a reasonable person to wonder who he's actually trying to punish, if one believed in that kind of nonsense.

[Binkie The Clown]

15. Hey you kids! Get off my planet! n/t

[beam me up scottie]

17. He missed me but killed a bunch of livestock.

I guess those horses and cows didn't pray enough.

[bvf]

29. Sorry to hear about the livestock

but glad you made it through.

[beam me up scottie]

30. They belonged to one of our neighbors; all the humans made it out okay.

The tornado was several hundred yards away from us so we were in no danger. Getting to see an EF3 that close was incredible, though. Believe it or not my first instinct was to run and get my camera.

Crossed one off the bucket list that day.

[DetlefK]

3. God? You mad at me? If you are angry, give me a sign.

Like, writing your name with clouds into the sky.
Or destroying a mountain with a lightning.

[trusty elf]

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[bvf]

8. If there was ever a better graphic

illustrating the urge to purge, I haven't seen it.

[beam me up scottie]

18. LMAO!

[Arkansas Granny]

6. now we know who to blame for the next natural disaster. Thanks, Pat.

[bvf]

7. Makes a nice living with this shit, too.

Preying on the stupid and hateful.

No better than Westboro Baptist Church.

[A HERETIC I AM]

16. There is big money in deceiving people N/T

[mountain grammy]

10. Well, alrighteee then... bye god!

We'll do a lot better without ya!

[beam me up scottie]

19. He sure is sensitive, that god.

No sense of humour.

[Warren Stupidity]

26. just curious - are you related to arkansas granny?

and who has the correct spelling?

[mountain grammy]

27. No, but I love her posts...

my grandkids call me grammie. I think either spelling is ok with us Grandmas.

[Viva_Daddy]

11. Too much of so-called "religion" is just pure PROJECTION.

[beam me up scottie]

23. I think most of it is projection.

Man made gods in his image, not the other way around.

[Jokerman]

12. "my hands are going to be taken off your..."

We never wanted your creepy old hands on us to start with.

I think that counts as a "bad touch".

[beam me up scottie]

20. Can you show us on this doll...

God's a voyeur too.

What a perve.

[AlbertCat]

13. Mocking Christian Fundamentalists Makes God Mad

Is that why he sent over 50 tornados to the heart of Fundieville?

http://www.aol.com/article/2015/05/07/tornadoes-flash-floods-upend-the-oklahoma-city-area/21180689/?icid=maing-grid7%7Cmain5%7Cdl1%7Csec1_lnk2%26pLid%3D-429667754

[beam me up scottie]

21. Well they didn't pray enough.

It's their own fault.

[Binkie The Clown]

14. Anger grows out of fear. What the hell is god afraid of?

And who needs a god that is afraid of his own creation?

[beam me up scottie]

22. Frankenstein feared his monster too.

Should never have given us the wrong brains.

[AlbertCat]

24. Should never have given us the wrong brains.

Abby....somebody


Abby Normal....

[beam me up scottie]

25. .

Have you ever seen the outtakes from that movie? They made me laugh until I thought I'd ruptured something, especially the ones where Marty Feldman tears into Madeline Kahn's fur stole with his teeth...

[bvf]

28. Or where Gene Wilder

couldn't keep it together after, "Herr Doctor, you haven't even touched your food!"

[beam me up scottie]

31. Ikr? I'm amazed they ever finished making the movie.

Blücher!!!

[bvf]

32. Revisiting it right now.

Gene Hackman's turn as the blind hermit and the "Puttin' on the Ritz" sequence are two of the funniest things I've ever seen on film.

/OT