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(This one is my fave!): 
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I'm dying.
Edit: whoops, wrong person. Always wondered how that happened.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO PAPA SMURF!!!
Captain James Feelings is bugging me. He's not wearing a Captain's uniform, he's dressed as a US Navy enlisted man - the Navy's working class, not the Bossing Class, as officers are.
He also appears to have a rabid albino wombat chewing off his chin, but I'll ignore that.
Of course, Capt. Feelings could be captain of his very own yacht, in which case he's under-privileged and can dress however the hell he wants.
For reference, a photo of a real US Navy Captain is posted below. That's Capt. Owen Honors, who got in trouble a few years ago when he was Executive Officer of the USS Enterprise. Honors was accused of making raunchy YouTube-type videos and broadcasting them aboard the ship.
Which reminds me of a Harry Truman comment: "I didn't fire Gen. MacArthur because he was a dumb son-of-a-bitch, I fired him for disobeying orders. If I fired all the dumb sons-of-bitches in the Army, I wouldn't have any Generals left."
I think I know several of those people, on DU.
And at least a couple are probably me.
Although maybe this one is more suited for the Buddhism group.
... that the following book:
is on permanent loan and unavailable at this time.
Oh, and "ouch".
I think you might have left a mark, there Ms. Heddi.
All in good fun. 
And no, I dontz haz the sadz.
