****Friendly Reminder to All Who Read/Post Here*** The Internets *cannot* be awarded to anyone

[Heddi]

In the recent past, we have had *certain posters* who I am not going to publicly name but rather use the code names "Troisky" and "Mr. Blah" who have attempted to award the internets to other posters on DU.

I would just like to remind everyone THIS IS A SCAM.

The internets DO NOT BELONG TO Mr. Trix and Blahsky. They just don't.

SO if these two jerks attempt to award the internets to you, politely decline. It's not theirs to give.

I just want everyone to be aware and SAFE THE EGG FROM BEING ON YOU'RE FACE like mine.

Okay?

***THIS IS POSTED IN THE ATHEIST ROOM GROUP FORUM****

[Promethean]

1. Thats it young lady.

I am taking away all your internets.

BTW that should bring me to over 9000 so I WIN!

[Heddi]

2. Not yours.

[onager]

3. Ha! Checkmate, athIest!1!

Explain this lovely coupon I got in email. Traded my ATM PIN number for it:

[Heddi]

4. Goddammit. They got to you, didn't they?

Try to use that coupon. Try it.


sucker.

[onager]

5. Aw, have FAITH!1! And hang on, things will get better...

[Heddi]

12. Someone needs to scrub the poop-deck

before they get a mizenmast up their cryhole

[beam me up scottie]

6. Hey Heddi, did you know there's a food fight in GD?

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10026550737

[Heddi]

7. OH. That. I see.

Sorry, I don't debate well with people who I have personally identified as 'absolutely insane whackjob nutbag lying alcoholics."

I especially like the ones who try to tell me, a registered FUCKING nurse, that an RN can be obtained in 8 months instead of the, you know, 2-4 year degree program PLUS 1-2 years of prerequisites. But what the fuck do I know, I'm only an RN. As is my husband. And nearly 90% of the people I know....none of whom got their licensure after an 8 month program (LPN programs are 1-2 years long themselves). sooo....yeah. I'll just stay here in my safe little hideaway with you freakazoids

Oh! I see a hidden post in there. How many "posting privileges temporarily revoked" vacations *does* one need to be given before 1) they figure out how to internet or 2) the admins become aware that tigers have strips that rarely change ifyouknowwhatimean

[beam me up scottie]

8. All I did was mock Dr. Oz.

Who knew that would happen?

I love you, Heddi!

Nurses rock!

[Heddi]

9. Well you made one have a sad

hope the beer aisle has a half-rack of coors light in stock for the tears that will flow tonight. BUT WHY YOU NO DRINK GMO FREE BEER!?

[Heddi]

10. Oh I meant to ask you

why do you hate:
GMO Labeling
food
Dr Oz
Obama
God
Love

Why do you love
Hate
satan
GMO
cancer

[beam me up scottie]

13. Monsanto made me do it.

Girl's gotta pay the bills.

You forgot why do I love eating babies?

*burp*

[PeaceNikki]

18. I just came in here to step away from that shitshow and this thread was PERFECT.

thanks, this place is such a beautiful hidden gem in this crazy place.

[Heddi]

11. I made this for it

[beam me up scottie]

14. !

[progressoid]

20. Bwahaha.

Maybe a colon cleanse would fix you.

[Rainforestgoddess]

16. Argh. 'logic' like that makes me want to drink roundup by the gallon. n/t

[Warren Stupidity]

15. So is the Irony Meter Recall Program a scam too?

[Heddi]

17. No. that one is blowing up the charts

[onager]

19. FOUND - Nurse Heddi's Training Aid

Some of you probably remember looking at "The Visible Woman" in high-school Biology class. With optional parts for a pregnant woman, called "The Miracle of Birth."

This one features "The Miracle of Birth CONTROL."

Sorry about the graphic size. But you need it to appreciate the detail...