Seven men around the world who each claim to be Jesus Christ

[brooklynite]

New Zealand Herald

At least seven men around the world claim to be Jesus Christ reincarnated, and many have a following of devoted believers.

From a retired Siberian traffic cop named Vissarion to a cross-dressing former British spy David Shayler — these men all claim to be the son of God.

Jesus of Kitwe, Zambia, the taxi driver who was originally beaten by townsfolk for claiming to be Jesus, now says he is even more senior to Jesus in the hierarchy in heaven.

Near Brazil's capital, former waiter Inri Cristo gets around in a white robe topped off with a plaited white crown.

[Chainfire]

1. Has the Rapture begun and I overlooked it?

I hate it when that happens.

[Turbineguy]

2. Rapture should come soon.

I could use a new lawn mower.

[Chainfire]

3. Think of the money you will save...

[MutantAndProud]

12. Wait there are discounts?!

I’ve already missed at least 4 already I think… better watch these 7 just in case I guess. Anyone got a unified calendar for pending apocalypses and raptures?

[Chainfire]

16. Grass doesn't grow in heaven, you will not need that new mower.

[True Dough]

4. I read this thread title and the only thing I can utter is

Jesus Christ!!!!

[Chainfire]

5. These men's Dad live in South Florida.

[RKP5637]

6. Wait, I thought Trump, the stable genius, had claimed that job! n/t

[bucolic_frolic]

7. There must be just as many from competing religions

Every society has had religious leaders and social organization. If there are no modern King Arthur wannabes, it's likely a testament to him having been real. Or maybe just not religious enough.

[Effete Snob]

8. How lucky we are to have seven of them!

[twodogsbarking]

9. Two more and they have a baseball team.

[pnwest]

10. Well, 6 of them must be wrong.

[Historic NY]

11. Jesus has a twitter acount and his father has several

[multigraincracker]

13. There is only one God...

Named Trinity.

[raging moderate]

14. Jesus said, if this happens, disregard their claims.

Jesus said people would try this scam, and nobody should believe them.

[Act_of_Reparation]

15. Game recognizes game.

[Beastly Boy]

17. I protest! This is pure slander, if you don't count blasphemy!

Everybody knows there is only one Jesus.

Me.