Republican Jesus Commandments

[onecaliberal]

1. Money is your God
2. Thou shall idolize money
3. Thou shall not misuse the name of money
4. Thou shall always keep money holy.
5. Thou shall honor money only
6. Thou shall not kill white people
7. Thou shall always be unfaithful
8. Thou shall steal whatever you want from those you hate
9. Thou shall be a pathological liar
10. Thou shall hate the black and brown skin people unless they’re under 14. or a fetus.

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1. ...

[enid602]

2. Pedos

Add to 10 . . . unless they’re under 14.

[onecaliberal]

3. 10-4.

[RainCaster]

4. Change 10 to: unless they're fetuses

[guillaumeb]

5. Recommended. eom

[Bretton Garcia]

6. The 1) evangelical advocacy of extreme Greed clearly has problems.

But? 2) The allegedly far superior "spiritual" Christianity also has problems. As even Guil might be beginning to see: the Christianity that gives poor people just kind words and sentiments or pretty "spirits," but not bare material necessities, like food, leaves poor people starving to death.