The Three Pronged Answer

[Cartoonist]

Any other questions?

[trotsky]

1. God sounds like the ultimate egomaniac.

Creating life whose sole purpose is to reinforce how magnificent he is.

[Cartoonist]

3. Ego Almighty

That's why the first three commandments are all about Him.

[MineralMan]

2. Priest says, "No, Angela, that is not the correct answer."

"God made you to serve men and to reproduce as often as possible. Now, sit down!"

[NeoGreen]

4. Then this version of 'god' has failed..

...I do not know it, I do not love it, and I most certainly do not serve it.

[Docreed2003]

5. I'm reminded of the quote about God in "Good Omens"

God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffable game of His own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players [i.e. everybody], to being involved in an obscure and complex variant of poker in a pitch-dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a Dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time.

[Act_of_Reparation]

6. God made her for the same reason men would create a sex bot?

[gtar100]

7. Y'all got wrong.

She's answering to get a good grade. In truth, she knows the answer is bullshit but she has no intention of taking this class again.

It's in her eyes.