Pastor Rick Wiles: "If You're Not a Christian, Then Satan Is Your Father"

[NeoGreen]

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Pastor Rick Wiles: “If You’re Not a Christian, Then Satan Is Your Father”
By Hemant Mehta, January 24, 2019

Christian broadcaster Rick Wiles said on his TruNews program Tuesday that anyone who didn’t accept Jesus was, by default, a child of Satan.

The jig is up, everyone. He finally figured it out.

… If you don’t serve Jesus Christ, you’re automatically Satan’s child. If you’re not a Christian, then Satan is your father. Whether you like that or not, that’s just the facts. The only way to get away from him is to renounce the works of the Devil…

I thought I knew my father. He never told me about this secret life of his. I wonder what else he didn’t tell me. But what can I do? Facts are facts.

I don't use this very often, but:

[ExciteBike66]

1. So my mom was "touched" by an angel just like Jesus's mom? Awesome! nt

[Downtown Hound]

2. Works for me

Although I don't believe in Satan or hell, I'd take him over the fascist Christian right any day.

[dhill926]

3. well, in that case...

Satan must really get around...

[The Genealogist]

4. I had no idea that Satan was born in Topeka in 1935

They must have left that out of the Bible. Or it is embedded in one of those metaphors.

[TBA]

5. Well that explains a lot!

My daddy is the devil!

[trotsky]

6. That is awesome.

I'll send him a card this Father's Day!

[sinkingfeeling]

7. No, my father was Jesse Eldon Jones, 1914-1989.

[Act_of_Reparation]

8. Good.

Satan has the best music.

[LongtimeAZDem]

9. Amazing that some adults actually believe such nonsense.

[FiveGoodMen]

10. If you are one...

...then Satan is your....?

[Major Nikon]

11. Works for me

Of the two I always thought Satan was less of a shitheel anyway.

[Voltaire2]

12. Then I guess Satan was a really smart

Personable talented guy, and I was incredibly blessed to have had Him as my father.

[MineralMan]

13. I just spoke with my father this afternoon.

He's not Satan, I assure you. He's just a 94-year-old man, coping with end of life issues. He doesn't have time to be Satan, really.

Who's your Daddy, Rick Wiles?

[MineralMan]

14. Wait! What about the Chinese atheist government?

Is its father Satan, too? Whatabout that?

[Duppers]

15. That Satan was one horny guy!

Punny.