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Cartoonist

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Mon Jan 14, 2019, 10:51 AM Jan 2019

Despicable God, Despicable God 2, Minions

Despicable God

This is a movie about a god who is so evil that he destroys almost all life on Earth including innocent children and babies. The only ones to survive are his minions who build a boat.

Despicable God 2

Sequels are seldom as good as the original, and while this one continues the carnage, it is scaled back. In this movie, only two cities are destroyed. Lest you think that this god has mellowed, the slaughter of innocent children and babies continues.

Spoiler alert:
The wife of the head minion gets turned into salt, so he has sex with his daughters to keep the line going.

Minions

This movie takes place many centuries later. The minions now call themselves evangelicals. They elevate the most deplorable sinner in the land to become their new despicable leader. Innocent children are caged.
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Despicable God, Despicable God 2, Minions (Original Post) Cartoonist Jan 2019 OP
One has to wonder why an infallible god would need to make revisions to the instruction manual Major Nikon Jan 2019 #1
That's good. I like what you did there. nt Ferrets are Cool Jan 2019 #2
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